WBM Podcast aka Witty Banter Media
The Three Best Bros anybody could have (feat. Oski, xFer, and Merc) sit down and go into all sorts of topics while also diverging into wild content. Anime! Pop culture, video games, movies, books, science fiction and actual science. Nothing is safe from the Witty Banter Media treatment. Every episode tends to take an unexpected left turn, so listener discretion advised. However, follow along and you will see they always bring it back full circle. Do not take the WBM Podcast team too seriously because they will never be above a witty joke!
WBM Podcast aka Witty Banter Media
Podpool & Hawk-Tuahverine 3
Straight from the jam-packed theaters, we share our first reactions, including the electrifying scene featuring Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. We'll tackle fan concerns about Wolverine's legacy post-"Logan" and how the film masterfully balances nostalgia and irreverent humor.
Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, insights, and plenty of Marvel magic! #marvel #deadpool #disney #fox
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for tuning in to the WBM podcast. This is one of your hosts. It's your boy, merc Yo it's your boy X-Fan.
Speaker 3:And it's your boy, austin, in the mix, in the mix. I don't know if I can bring you over here, Merc man, this is going to be a.
Speaker 1:It's going to be a tough one, All right guys.
Speaker 2:As you can see, we're talking all things Deadpool, baby. We're talking Merc with a mouth.
Speaker 1:ladies and gentlemen, that's right. Deadpool 3 just dropped. That's right. Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2:We're talking all kinds. I just said.
Speaker 1:We're talking everything up, man, it's gonna be wild guys.
Speaker 3:That's right.
Speaker 1:Let's fucking go. I love that, that's good. And we're back, Guys so much.
Speaker 3:It's been such a great week.
Speaker 2:It's been a while, man, we miss y'all, we miss y'all. And it's been a while. We start strong with some Deadpool, wolverine man. We just came out, we just saw it, we just came out to the theater.
Speaker 3:It was amazing guys. Yeah, we watched it. We didn't go watch it Thursday night, we went to go watch it Friday night. Yes, we had to watch it ASAP because spoilers.
Speaker 1:Man left and right, by the way. Spoilers in this episode, yeah, full spoilers this entire episode.
Speaker 3:So hopefully, you watched it. I feel like everybody has watched it, though, because people and like all the showings were sold out, the peters went packed. No popcorn buckets left. I mean biggest r-rated opening. I don't know if it's the biggest, but one of the biggest r-rated dude, it was insane.
Speaker 1:I saw the parking lot packed in some theaters that I've never seen packed before bro, never packed before like I mean not like.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen anything like that since.
Speaker 1:Uh, pre-pandemic pre-pandemic absolutely 100. Ipandemic Absolutely 100%. I mean, if this doesn't break record numbers.
Speaker 3:All right, desi Sorry, this mask gets really hot.
Speaker 1:See, that's the real Deadpool fan right here, ladies and gentlemen. He knows the cosplay struggles.
Speaker 3:See, I'm already sweating.
Speaker 1:It's getting hot. What was the other sound effect? Suki, I thought you updated my soundboard.
Speaker 3:So behind the mask it was your boy Oski it's not Merc with a Mouth, it's not Ryan. Reynolds it's Ryan Reynolds, fucked by a Sharpay vigorously with gonorrhea very hard and did not stop. I'm a Deadpool in a universe where he runs a podcast that was dope bro. I'm Deadpool, we are Deadpool, can you please stop saying that Podpool, run some podcasts. That's dope, bro. I'm Deadpool, we are Deadpool, we are Deadpool. Can you please stop saying that? Oh man, podpool, podpool, I like that, I fucks with it. Yeah, oskipool.
Speaker 1:All right, man. So let's just start out with the gate man. The cameos, the cameos are crazy.
Speaker 2:You want to start showing bro Right off the of the game.
Speaker 1:Give the people what they want. Give the people what they want. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Did he spit on?
Speaker 3:it before he go on. Did Deadpool? No, he did not. You got to give him the hock.
Speaker 1:I still can't believe she got a reality show Anyway.
Speaker 3:She got a reality show, just for saying that.
Speaker 1:Did you know that, bro?
Speaker 3:She just made a bunch of appearances.
Speaker 1:She got a management team now and shit bro, I mean that's way to extend your 15 minutes of fame. I mean props.
Speaker 3:Props, nothing but props. I'm going to reach out to your management team and have you on the podcast.
Speaker 2:We're going to get you on the show. Please come on our podcast.
Speaker 1:She was formerly had a hot tua. We don't have 30,000, though.
Speaker 3:I think the more mainstream she gets, the more she's ashamed of the hot tua.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that's why she's trying to make a symbol besides that with the show, she's still very charismatic.
Speaker 3:She's a very charismatic girl.
Speaker 1:But she wasn't in Deadpool and Wolverine, am I right?
Speaker 3:guys, she was not, but can you imagine if they made a Hawk Tua reference?
Speaker 2:They made some fucking great jokes.
Speaker 1:The cameos are crazy. Off the bat, man Off the bat.
Speaker 2:You know what? Okay, yeah, let's start cameos. Number one was actually the first two minutes of the movie is Hugh Jackman himself, which is a skeleton version of the Wolverine that we all love.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, that beginning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, logan, bro, and you know what. It started strong with that saying as hey, so he's officially dead. He died Like the character is done, done for and we're going to have fun with it which was his corpse, you know.
Speaker 3:So that also technically counts as a duo at the same time, because that was a lot of people's questions. That was a lot of questions in people's minds.
Speaker 1:That's what I would say.
Speaker 3:It's like how are they going to bring back Wolverine and not like?
Speaker 1:tarnish that legacy.
Speaker 3:Tarnish that legacy of Logan, because it was a very I mean, it's still a very good movie and they referenced it in the movie. They played a clip where he's dying and I swear to God, I teared up too, because it's such a good ending.
Speaker 1:Don't be what they made you. So this is what it feels like.
Speaker 2:Such a great speech.
Speaker 3:It's good. So the question was how are they not going to mess up that legacy, Right?
Speaker 1:off.
Speaker 3:The bat is like okay let's, let's uh, exude him off the ground, put his skeleton on display and then use just 207 months, 206 months to like fuck some tva agents uh 207 when he's watching gilmore girls gossip girl, gossip girl there you go which was a reference to blake lightly being yeah, I didn't know that that was a cool fucking reference.
Speaker 1:That was hilarious but uh, yeah, I mean he starts right off the gate, man, he's even said, he even says he's like I'm not proud of this, I didn't want to do this, and then he goes into the whole fucking tva thing of how it happened, which was still fucking cool and we got starfire right, or no?
Speaker 3:no, it wasn't starfire, star shatter yeah shatter star, shatter star oh yeah, because it goes back. It's so funny that they bring that back from the first Deadpool movie or from the second Deadpool movie or the second one. To break down where this all really started. We got to take you back to six weeks ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:Which is the stuff that they did in the first one yeah. Before I put my ass into this tight spandex, let me take you back where it all started. That's right, man, you know what this is.
Speaker 1:Almost that's right man.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. It's almost a four-wall break that he makes fun of all those tropes.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, what I loved is actually the song in the beginning, the fight choreography or whatever. It reminded me of the first Deadpool, because, remember, in the first one there's the car chase scene and all the credits are showing where everybody's being fucked up, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just very reminiscent of that, so I'm glad they broughton song or something and he's fucking up bad guys throughout the world in Tokyo and Japan.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right. So again, I love that they kept that running theme.
Speaker 2:They started the action right after that, right after fucking that. Yeah, it's kind of cool that the Deadpool movies kind of end up following a very specific format.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:Which is making fun format at the same time.
Speaker 1:Oh, but you know what the movies are all about family bro, like a narrative in the middle of the story.
Speaker 3:They are, because the first one was a love story, the second one was a family movie.
Speaker 1:It's still a family movie, it's just a bigger family movie. This is a friendship movie. The F stands for family friendship and Fuck Buddy.
Speaker 3:That's right buddy.
Speaker 1:No man, but it is, I loved it. He's like, damn, that was perfect. Pause and clip that anyway. Um, no, it's, uh, it's great because I really enjoyed it. It was. You know, this is my whole world, this, these nine people, and I don't know how to protect it, but I need. I need help, how to do this. That was very, very cool to show, like that's, that's the growth that deadpool's had. Remember, he's been the solo guy for a lot of his whole life, which I was about to get in my future shit, but I was like my future.
Speaker 1:My future said what, bro?
Speaker 2:Just for you to be like this ain't working out.
Speaker 3:You know that's one of my hot takes on the movie, like it doesn't make sense for Vanessa to drop his ass. That doesn't make sense at all. And then, well, the whole behind it is like Deadpool kind of went into a rut after saving the world. A depression yeah, he went into a really deep depression he wanted to stop being Deadpool and Vanessa couldn't pull him out of it.
Speaker 1:So she's like I gotta move on with my life.
Speaker 3:They were supposed to love each other. Like wham, with an exclamation point, he did do a lot.
Speaker 2:She's just gonna walk out on him, but I figured they did it for the story. Yeah, 100% for the story, you know. Yeah, 100 for the story. Yes, just to move the narrative along, because it's like since, uh, we need, we need narrative, we need to push narrative. There's a reason here, right well, yeah, they're just like we'll figure something out. But honestly, because deadpool is so like not serious, we can. We can move along from like the fact that vanessa and, uh, deadpool didn't work out, you know yeah, that's what I think is so.
Speaker 3:I think it's so because I mean, if they're really like you know, a couple are in love so much, then Vanessa has to be a big part of the movie but in the second one if you kill her off, then you don't have to have her on the movie as much in this one. If they're not together for whatever reason, she doesn't have to be in the movie as much, that's true, and it gives depth and motivation. So I mean, you know why further the plot am I right. Writing.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 3:Why she's not together enough it gives him a really good moment at the end when he's like I did it all for you Because he didn't do it to save the world. Remember, he's not a superhero.
Speaker 2:No, that's right of my nine people. The bartender dude was in there. What's his name?
Speaker 3:Weasel.
Speaker 2:They really had a bad breakup, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did that second one.
Speaker 2:Because he gave everybody a chance. What's his name? Wesley.
Speaker 1:Snipes Wait hold on bro.
Speaker 2:Chill, bro, we'll get there what's? That big. Thing.
Speaker 1:You're really excited to go to the big cave, bro, who's shaking?
Speaker 3:Stop shitting your load, guys. Stop shitting your load. Guys, come on this time in my ears.
Speaker 2:Stop shitting your load thank you, that was a good reference what's the name of the big metal dude?
Speaker 3:Colossus, I came with the cameos. Come on, man.
Speaker 2:Colossus did do a cameo. He was just there drinking happy birthday.
Speaker 3:He was a huge part Of the first two movies he was. That makes sense. They shoved him for the show.
Speaker 2:So was the bartender guy. So really it was like Damn, like I believe I believe more Reynolds Than I believe the bartender guy, cause, bro, he called you know people, you know, like Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 1:I'll be chill about that, I'm sorry. I'm excited, as you guys can tell. Bro, the shit was Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:When he showed up, I almost stood up bro.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me start with I'll take a step back Happy Hogan. Happy Hogan makes him the cameo appearance Happy Hogan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess we can work our way through the movie in chronological order. Who's the homeboy? Homeboy that was running Tony Stark's company, the chauffeur.
Speaker 1:What's your superpower? Parallel parking, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:He's like when does the big guy come in?
Speaker 1:I feel like I should be saving this.
Speaker 3:As far as you know, I'm the big guy. No, no.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:We here at the Avengers, we Avengers adjacent bro, there was so many jokes and now they'll fucking kill me. Where's your super power?
Speaker 1:Parallel parking, bro, that shit roasted me dog.
Speaker 2:I was fucking done. We all know our spots, just gotta find yours aim for the middle Y'all never miss.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:He's gonna join the Avengers, bro. I can see that, oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I said, if he becomes the future Stan Lee, and there's just a different Deadpool variant in every future.
Speaker 3:Marvel movie. I'm down with that, bro. You know honestly. Well, we'll talk about where the future of VN might be later there was a Stanley cameo.
Speaker 2:It kind of counts what you mean. Oh, it's from another movie, it does count.
Speaker 1:I'm happy they kept it alive. How about that? I will say real quick.
Speaker 2:I bet he wanted one but he never had the chance. Yeah, he had it. He's like fuck it, I'll throw it back in there one more time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he didn't get it in Deadpool 2, right, Stan Lee already passed. He had already.
Speaker 3:But he was in Deadpool 1.
Speaker 1:In Deadpool. 1.
Speaker 3:He had already passed for Deadpool 2, but he was a DJ at the strip club.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so the first one. So I was happy about that because he had made it at least in one R-rated.
Speaker 3:Next up on the stage Chastity in love. But you could buy it for no, you could rent it for three minutes there you go.
Speaker 1:That was fucking great man you, you.
Speaker 3:Whenever things stan lee would like say it was fine man, his, his voice was so iconic dude.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I digress. Um, yes, there was a stan lee cameo ultimately in. What I do want to say about this film is that it was sony's bow out to their universe. It was their perfect coup to grow to them, bro, you know yeah, I don't just say that, um, I was just.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a love letter to the X-Men movies. Yeah 20th Century Fox X-Men movies. Yeah, almost to all the Marvel 20th Century Fox movies. Their entire franchise, because Blade, elektra, daredevil those were all Fox movies. Yeah, fantastic Four movies, they were also all like Fox movies.
Speaker 1:All under the Fox. Yes, so it was a cinematic universe.
Speaker 3:It's a love letter to all the 20th Century Fox movies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, even the song that was placed during the videos. And he shows you videos of the filming of the movies Just to like hey guys. This is the best time of our lives. I know Because if it wasn't, there was one guy that really brought it up. I saw it online. He said pretty much Endgame ran because all these movies walked. There's a reason why we had all these like that's true.
Speaker 1:That's very true, other than spider-man x-men started it out in the original.
Speaker 2:Like, those are the original movies, even daredevil, even the bad ones, I kind of pushed it there, hold up.
Speaker 3:Daredevil wasn't a bad movie, you're right.
Speaker 2:You're right the ones that they call you're right. I'm gonna say, like the ones they call like critically yeah, critically, I don't get it.
Speaker 1:No, you're not wrong, though. Yeah, yeah, it's not a terrible movie.
Speaker 2:You're not wrong, you're not wrong, but he was better.
Speaker 1:Bad flick anyway um yeah, yeah he was better bad, so um, but no, yeah the studio didn't't call J-Lo after that.
Speaker 2:Yo, you got to hook up my boy again.
Speaker 3:bro, he's a good job, come on. Yeah, bro. No, that's interesting, and somebody brought it up on social media that the real messiah was Blade, because he's the one that started the Marvel movies. Yeah, sorry, blade was one of the first big Marvel movies, dude, and then, 20, 30 years later, blade is the one that's gonna save the Marvel Universe with this movie there's only one boy, only ever gonna be one when he showed up bro now we can talk big now we can get into it that was fucking crazy, bro.
Speaker 1:Let's start with the goat.
Speaker 3:Let's start with the goat let's start with the, let's start with the Wolverine variants.
Speaker 1:then oh, okay, okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we can't be saying that. He said I have a whole list.
Speaker 3:It was the one thing they couldn't do. On screen Feige said no cocaine.
Speaker 1:On screen. Do you want to, though? Yes, please, fucking hilarious bro, and then they're fucking.
Speaker 3:Tva knocks at the door, he comes outside. That was another hilarious ass scene with a lot of sexual innuendos. And I was like damn, I can't believe they got all of that past this day.
Speaker 1:Oh, strippers. Pull out their fucking pose Like pegging Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, I like the line before that, bro, whenever he was just like oh, depender, hired you, you must be strippers. Do me a favor, take off all the clothes. But they're not doing like pretty women we're.
Speaker 3:That's a lot of kissing I want a lot of eye contact from this guy.
Speaker 2:I can't see your eyes through the mask, but I feel it, bro, like every other word that deadpool said was a joke, bro, like he's never not dropping bombs, like that absolutely the whole one another random sexual shit that I was like damn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you may be new to me, but no, it's not new to me, but it is to Disney. That was great yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, but after that they send him to a TVA. He has to find a Wolverine.
Speaker 1:Paradox breaks it down oh.
Speaker 2:I think he goes hunting for Wolverines throughout the multiverse and we get one cameo, which is what I think you brought up, which is you have brought up earlier how they misuse anchors, which I didn't get at the time until now they explained it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the anchors is like they need a main character out there. That is the purpose of the universe. Yes, right, and if that person is dead, well, the universe is just like. Die out over time. Yeah, in this case it's like, well, they were assuming that Tony Stark was the anchor to 616.
Speaker 3:Right, well, deadpool is not in 616.
Speaker 1:No, but that's what we're talking about. We're like what if in that universe, in 616,?
Speaker 2:Tony Stark was their anchor. He's the anchor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Avengers are going to need a fine.
Speaker 3:It's interesting that they introduced that concept.
Speaker 1:Which I really think is cool, because now you can fix it Now you can end it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like let 616 die.
Speaker 2:Yeah you can let it die and jump to another universe.
Speaker 3:I mean, 616 is so fucked now and people are like hating on it. So what's the way to fix it? To actually fix it and reset it. Like they're doing parallel universes. Yeah, no, it dies, 616 dies. And then they do this whole thing where it's like, oh well, we gotta save the world. And they transfer all these people and all these heroes that we already know to a new universe, the secret, the secret wars.
Speaker 1:So you read secret wars. Yes, that's literally the exact concept. Yeah, okay, do you remember that?
Speaker 3:concept like because that universe is dying and they gotta transfer everybody marvel had a universe, an ultimate universe.
Speaker 1:Do you remember that? Ultimate Spider-Man, ultimate Fantastic Four, ultimate Avengers, blah, blah, blah, whatever, whatever. Basically because that franchise and series wasn't doing well comic-wise. But they had a few select that they wanted to save, like Guardians of the Galaxy, miles Morales, a version of the Fantastic Four, because they had other future plans for them, right? So a giant world-ending event happens. It's basically like Crisis on Infinite Earth, where worlds collide and shatter and they have to make a decision.
Speaker 1:In the comics it's actually a really cool concept where universes are slamming into each other, they're being erased and in order to save one universe because they have their own versions of the Avengers and it's like DC Superman. Basically, they have a Wonder Woman, superman, whatever, and they have to use the Infinity Gauntlet and they snap that universe out of existence and that world and they're like this is fucked up, bro, we just snapped the universe. This isn't right. They had to erase people's minds. Some people were still down for the cause. Shit got down for the cause. Shit got crazier, but ultimately like after they fix it. But the people that end up jumping over are miles morales the guardians of the galaxy characters and select a few characters.
Speaker 1:So if that's how they save the universe, that makes perfect sense and that's something like that, and I mean they've already done it because they've already saved characters at the end of uh dead, pull three remember x23 comes back.
Speaker 2:X23 is one that obviously makes an appearance. Yeah, like they're gonna another caveat they going to put the entire Avengers roster, like all the new ones, like Tom Holland?
Speaker 3:Paul.
Speaker 2:Musca in Deadpool's apartment Watch I can see it, yeah, even the new X-Men and everything they're going to be in Deadpool's apartment.
Speaker 1:I think it'd be even hilarious if it's like the world is being destroyed like the universe, and the only safe spot is deadpool's apartment. I don't know. That's right, that'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2:They did it in that. That one that was like uh, when they brought that uh female captain america and yeah, and they were at this bar. Remember they all met at a bar before he took him into the universe to fight this ultimate, uh, ultron oh, what if? And what if that's true?
Speaker 1:they probably end up hanging out the contest has already been introduced in the animated series.
Speaker 2:Why not put me out Marvel?
Speaker 3:I want to see this guy with Deadpool bro all the digs at the multiverse that was great they gotta stop with this whole multiverse thing.
Speaker 2:It's mess after, mess after mess.
Speaker 3:And then this is Will Ray. He's joining the MCU. Kind of a low point.
Speaker 1:That was so fucking funny, man. There were all these actual dicks at Marvel. And then Nice Bull. He's like I think it's been all uphill ever since Endgame. That was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:But now let's go to the big caveos in the void. Oh, OK, oh we never went over the Wolverine variants. Yeah, so uh, calvary rain. Okay, calvary rain was crazy, bro. Henry Cavill as Wolverine he actually looked really good, you're good.
Speaker 1:You look really good. I loved it. He's so believable. It's like if there's going to be another one, that's it.
Speaker 3:I think that was a big fan cast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 100%. A lot of people were fan-casting it.
Speaker 3:I can't believe he did it.
Speaker 1:Well, because he doesn't have any commitments to DC anymore. Now, that's not funny.
Speaker 3:They called him and was like hey, you want to be Wolverine? For like two minutes he was like we love you here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, We'll treat you so much better than those fucks up the street Dog. That was great. I loved it and fucking got it. That was fucking amazing, bro.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize the art thing that I just said.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's so fucking cool I think he did a Mission Impossible that he was like I'm famous.
Speaker 1:For no reason. Yeah, what did you do? I just did it to fucking do it bro.
Speaker 3:Oh, he in the camera. He was just stretching and they caught it. And they were like I like that. Yeah, do that before you cruise right, cruise caught it. He's like, hey, I think the director oh shit, I know they were there but they were like my big crew do that shit again, bro, do that shit again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it was fucking gangster, but no, I mean that was great uh, john the classic, john barton and wolverine the yellow and brown yes, we get to see the hulk on screen for a second yeah, I thought it was cool because I recognized it from the animated movie yeah, well, I love that.
Speaker 1:Uh depo gave that that brief loki speech. He's just like I'm a god to you. Oh, he's like I'm I'm uh, what do you say? He's like I'm, I'm marvel h christ to you.
Speaker 3:Mortal slam fucks him up mj if you're nasty, mj if you're nasty, ied Jesus. That was great. And then the other one was Age of Apocalypse, age of. Apocalypse.
Speaker 1:With no arm.
Speaker 3:Very comic accurate.
Speaker 1:Yes, that was cool as shit.
Speaker 3:I'll count X-Men number 237. With him like crossed.
Speaker 2:Nailed to the X, nailed to the X, not crossed the X. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Apparently a lot of shit going on on TikTok that Deadpool was blasphemous. Are you guys saying that?
Speaker 1:I'm like oh shut up. I'm Marvel, jesus, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 2:Anyway, they don't read the comic. I'm sure that he does it a lot in the comics.
Speaker 1:He does all kinds of shit. I mean, yeah, deadpool doesn't give a fuck that shit.
Speaker 3:so to be outraged by it now now is dumb.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I am Marvel Jesus. Like, come on, dog. That's hilarious, like that's part of the bit or whatever then the comic accurate X-Man five feet tall yeah that was funny. That's how they started it. Oh my god, he matches everything. He works. What the fuck? Hey short guy, hey little guy, hey little guy are you allowed to be? You look 12. That shit was funny as fuck dog.
Speaker 3:No, but that montage was hilarious. That was cue the montage.
Speaker 1:It was funny I knew it when we got a chance to see alternate and patch. Patch is like an assassin version of uh wolverine, which is badass yeah really fucking cool, man, really fucking cool, yeah, um, but I like I said the the music, even just going through the whole uh montage, was still pretty fucking funny too man yeah, um, all right. So after that we jumped to the boy yeah, the avoid.
Speaker 3:I think it's into the boy.
Speaker 1:Well, we get the right, we get the, the defective, the worst wolverine of them all. Remember yeah, finally, and it's after he sees the suit and bam we get. And it's so nonchalant. The way he comes up with the suit just throws him on the fucking floor, remember he's all drunk and shit. He's just like he can do anything, another one needs.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That was fucking great. He's like oh dude, that was awesome.
Speaker 3:I mean finally seeing the suit also. I mean we could talk about the Wolverine suit. It was still a really cool moment. Dude, I mean you can see him in the trailers, but man I've seen it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, like I said, if they would have busted up with the brown and yellow one too, dog, I wouldn't have been mad at that shit either, bro, like either one of them. No, the fact that that glint we got a glimpse and that shit worked, bro, that was sick. Yes, yeah, yes, but I got again. I don't think we would have got it any other way, but I'm glad that we got it for that brief second I also.
Speaker 3:I also like that there was a reasoning behind the suit. It's like why are you wearing the suit? Oh, and he keeps telling him drop it, leave the fucking suit alone.
Speaker 1:Blah, blah, blah and there's. Yeah, he's just like they begged me to wear it he said Scott begged me to wear it.
Speaker 3:He really liked the suit. Yeah, I was like that shit hit, bro.
Speaker 1:He's just like it reminds me you know, you know because.
Speaker 3:I was thinking, I didn't even think about that. I thought he was the best Cyclops.
Speaker 1:I wish they didn't kill him off. I do too, man. He was a great Cyclops.
Speaker 2:I thought it was the Wolverine from the cartoons this whole time.
Speaker 1:They don't really say it.
Speaker 3:They haven't said yeah, but if it's a live action 97, it would make sense.
Speaker 2:Here's my thing with Hugh Grant Jackman. Hugh Jackman man, hugh Grant, huge jackman, bro. Um, so the thing is like bringing it back to earlier. The beginning is like that was that wolverine conformed, logan died, which is the wolverine we saw from 20th century fox right when we grew up with like yo, he died and then he's like, he's such a great actor. He's like hey, I'm wolverine, but I'm a different wolverine and he shows you in the movie, especially that scene.
Speaker 2:He breaks down. That tells you this, the background number. And and he's like bro, it's just you, jackman, playing Wolverine again. No, that's a legit, high-level actor playing another character for you. That's true that you were like and he's such a good actor, but at the same time, I improved the character you always wanted. That's right, like and he dude. That's why I think like he's like legit. Legit owns the Oscar nominee, like bro, should win one eventually Because he had. He's showing you at Wolverine how good he is bro, because we forget oh, we accept Logan's dead. This is a new Wolverine, he's such a good actor that we accept it.
Speaker 1:bro, that was a good sell. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2:I believe it in the campfire and I was like bro, I forgot, and that's how good, that's how good he is.
Speaker 3:He's not in the storyline. That we know. So we get to see his backstory Facts, even where Cassandra Nova goes into his mind and I guess we see gravestones.
Speaker 1:Of all the X-Men.
Speaker 3:He's selling that. He's definitely selling that as well.
Speaker 1:Man Yon broke this shit down for real. That's a really good take. Well, and then, when I think about it.
Speaker 3:He's the dude playing a dude.
Speaker 1:This guy's another dude and plays it very well, he does fantastically. Um, I just I was very, very impressed, but you know a part of the story that didn't make sense to me and then, in hindsight, after I thought about it, I was like how did all the fucking mutants die? You're telling me humans just went after these motherfuckers. They just got killed we're very violent, bro.
Speaker 2:Humans as a species we could probably get around we are.
Speaker 1:But then I also thought that charles xavier is like very uh, anti-violent so he probably would have told them to stand down, which? Means they were just slaughtered yeah, you think about that.
Speaker 3:It happens in a lot of the um, worst scenarios universes. I think there's like one or two universes where, like yeah, humans end up killing. Oh dude, that's terrible. Yeah, I think in that one where he's nailed to the cross, uh, that's one of the versions, one of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they break it down like that's one of like the capture.
Speaker 3:I think on that one did that. No, there's skulls of mutants around yeah, like on that one, they somehow control wolverine, and wolverine is the one that kills all the what?
Speaker 1:oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 3:And then the one in the one one that we see in the movie.
Speaker 1:He wasn't there, he left so they also killed the X-Men because Wolverine wasn't there because he wouldn't let that shit happen.
Speaker 2:And then, when he, showed up, he killed everybody, but then I think it's interesting.
Speaker 1:He's like I didn't stop at just the bad people I killed fucking everybody.
Speaker 3:Anybody I got in contact with, I killed and that's what made them and then it's bad because then everybody hates the x-man and mutants because he ends up killing everybody.
Speaker 1:Yeah and then it makes me, it trips me out, because I'm like, oh, that's the ultimate penance, he can't die, so he has to stay around with the fucking burdens that he's wore. Like, all right, the anger's gone now. Now you have to live with the consequences of your actions. You know like normally somebody goes out in a blaze of glory oh, that's fucked up. It's a great hurrah for this nigga, but he died in the end. But he didn't even get that.
Speaker 2:Which is different. I can show you a different Wolverine. Because Logan aged His thing, his powers decayed as he aged An actual limitation. This one is going to live for a longer, longer time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this one's going to have years Until he's 90. Until he's 90. Until he's 90.
Speaker 2:That was until he's 90 until he's 90 until he's 90.
Speaker 3:That was a great running joke and they brought it back a couple of times until he's 90.
Speaker 1:I fucking loved it. You know what? Okay, funny, a funny cameo. That was very, very much in the beginning that we I think everybody kind of still kind of forgets, but it's hilarious, it's still one of the funniest ones in there. It's Chris Evans. Chris Evans is a human torch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I mean, as soon as they get to the boy they start fighting. And then some random villains come up like Sabretooth and such. Chris Evans shows up and fucking Deadpool goes like catch, Catch him, Get close.
Speaker 1:And he cuts him. That was so fucking funny bro.
Speaker 3:He's gonna say it, he's gonna say it, he's gonna say it.
Speaker 2:I thought he was going to say it too, avengers Flame on. Oh.
Speaker 1:What the fuck. But I loved it because I remember he was like okay, captain, you're going to see a little grass app and some dirty talk, but this is going to be so much fun. And then he says something he's like and then it's fucking.
Speaker 3:It's not even catholic america's human torch, that's what made me so much. Storm virus stops him. Yeah, like I think he like falls and he like hits himself on the balls bro, I look like your mom on a Friday night.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? It was wild out there.
Speaker 3:He still had a pretty fucked up dad.
Speaker 2:Bro, he was doing that in the movie theater, bro. Every other scene he was like your mother and someone else was like yeah, like something. He was like they were with Tripp. He's like your mother. Does that too.
Speaker 3:And I was like bro, shut up up, bro, I'm trying to watch the movie.
Speaker 2:Bro, let's start with the your mother jokes, bro every other second, bro, like something would happen, like Wolverine's breathing.
Speaker 1:Let's see your mother breathe too god damn after the nigga got stuck I was like this is how I stick your mom whiskey, whiskey, claws.
Speaker 2:And then what happens is your mom like if it wasn't for Dan Post's hilarious jokes, I would have told him to shut the fuck up, but I was into the movie bro.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I don't even feel bad, fuck you.
Speaker 3:But then we see the whole Ant-Man camp.
Speaker 1:Yes the whole camp happened. That's right.
Speaker 2:Can we just get to fucking Blade Runner? I'm just going to straight to Blade.
Speaker 3:Runner, oh no.
Speaker 2:Now you want to shoot your load. Now we're making way. Now we're making way, bro.
Speaker 3:Let's talk about the Ant-Man cameo.
Speaker 1:All right no no, no, we got to talk about Chris Evans' death real quick bro. That shit was hilarious, that shit was fucking hilarious, bro, when fucking Deadpool quotes these, the rant that he goes, he's like no, no, no, no, no. Let me finish. He said that the rant that he goes.
Speaker 3:He's like no, no, no, no, no, Let me finish, Let me finish. He said that, and I quote and I quote I love that. He put it in the mid-credits scene or after credits scene and you can quote me on that. I will. I got you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I'm getting a lot of flack for getting that Johnny guy killed. I got the tape.
Speaker 2:Let's run it.
Speaker 1:Then digga, digga, digga time. All right, all right, all right. So yeah, yeah. So the motherfucker's skin ripped off that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2:He got like a Mortal Kombat fatality fucking. That's a Mortal Kombat shit. Right there, bro, definitely Just fucking.
Speaker 3:You got him killed, we're all gritty.
Speaker 1:See now it still works bro Now it still works.
Speaker 2:It works, every time it works, it works.
Speaker 3:Now we can get to the big cameos.
Speaker 1:So the big cameos is these motherfuckers get their ass kicked. They barely escape with the skin of their fucking chinny chin chins. That's right. They have no weight. The Honda Odyssey fucks hard, Bro. That shit right there. That happens before the big cameo. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Oh bro, yeah, we got to talk about this.
Speaker 1:We got to talk about the fights.
Speaker 3:Deadpool is a hilarious movie, but sometimes I would tell these guys it has like some legit action Like badass action. Dude, because as soon as they get to the board, wolverine is mad as fuck. He's like all right, we're going to do this. Deadpool like calls it out. Oh, we got to give the people what they want.
Speaker 2:Get ready, fanboys, they delivered bro, like the fight Wolverine's claws and he had Adamantium katanas.
Speaker 1:So it made sense. The costume upgrade was legit as fuck the costume upgrade was really cool it was comic accurate, right it was comic accurate he's like you're a wardrobe dresser somewhere, it's the perfect.
Speaker 3:He was slapping his ass. I thought it was a Deadpool thing. He was like hey, you watch a person as a fucking, as a predator. I was like what the? I was like homeboy in the TVN. I was just looking at him like uh.
Speaker 1:He's just like.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna blow your load over here.
Speaker 3:This guy knows what I'm talking about this guy knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Who are?
Speaker 3:you calling your wife. Those jokes are hilarious. Is your wife working?
Speaker 1:at HR. Hey man so that was just funny. Back to the fights. So the fights are great when they fucking. Let's get the people what they want.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, straight like Deadpool shooting the kidneys, are you?
Speaker 1:ready to be calm now.
Speaker 3:Wolverine starts dropping all the bullets yeah, that was sick. And then Wolverine starts just stabbing the fuck out of Deadpool with the claws.
Speaker 1:You get some of the nuts.
Speaker 2:Dude, I mean, he fucking goes off on him.
Speaker 1:dog, it was great. It really fucking. Let's see if you can grow your fucking head.
Speaker 2:No, I can't.
Speaker 3:It just takes too long, oh man. But then I thought it was done and I thought it was like we already saw them fight.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, there's no more. No more needed. Yeah, but then in the Honda.
Speaker 3:Odyssey, they did it again.
Speaker 2:I'm about to hit some cell phones because I believe it now Met Mobile.
Speaker 3:Met Mobile. Met Mobile.
Speaker 2:After what he did at the Devil Movie. I believe it because he didn't have to do a second fight bro.
Speaker 3:But you got to give the people what they want, bro.
Speaker 2:And then Honda Odyssey, bro, which is crazy. No, I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 3:The first fight in the minivan. Wolverine was just fucking him.
Speaker 1:That's the same thing I thought.
Speaker 3:I was like damn, who the heck was handling his ass in this fucking one, bro yeah he was kicking his ass. I thought it was going to be a Deadpool fight, because he's the one that got insulted.
Speaker 1:But no, Wolverine was just from the get from the jump. I was like, oh, he got his ass, but I thought it was great. It plugs back to the joke in the very. He was talking about something else. The key is something.
Speaker 3:He works at CarMax, yeah.
Speaker 1:Why is this better than the Honda Odyssey? Because the Honda Odyssey doesn't suck balls.
Speaker 3:It was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:I take it all back. The Honda Odyssey fucks hard.
Speaker 3:Hilarious. That's the quote I walked away with.
Speaker 1:I don't have much anal sex. He looks at the kid. He never broke eye contact with the kid Kids. I love him. It's not that I want to have him, but I don't have much anal sex oh, he's fucked up. Or ventral sex. That was great. So yeah, that fucking fight scene was amazing. Oh the song, dude, I got you. Damn Motown, oh man. That was hilarious. Cheers Damn motes, oh man.
Speaker 3:That was hilarious Grease bro, but I don't know if he cut it. Small knife, baby knife. He's hitting Deadpool's head on the radio and the first song that comes up is from the Greatest Showman.
Speaker 1:No, is it really? Did you catch?
Speaker 3:it no I didn't?
Speaker 1:That's cool, Like oh, oh, oh, and then pop, pop I got chills.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't catch that. They have our greatest showman represent there, that's fucking cool he does that.
Speaker 2:He's like he will sing you this song with no warm up With no warm up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's right. That is very, very true.
Speaker 3:I love that Because he's checking his very talented music.
Speaker 2:Bro, like the jokes are hard.
Speaker 1:Bro the, he said that shit. He's just like he's let himself go since the divorce, and you know and it makes sense. Too soon. I loved it because I was like, damn, is that why he kept the shirt on the whole time? The suit I was like it makes sense. Like hey, that's how you want to shame him into it. You know he just couldn't cut the roll and then, bam, the cum gutters at the end. You're like oh. Did he? We were all staring at the camera bro everybody that shit was crazy his motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Still got it.
Speaker 1:Still got it bro when you say my name da na, na na na.
Speaker 2:Oh bro, like you mentioned that, the crawl, like he did, the the animalistic looking crawl.
Speaker 1:That was badass dude. I loved it. I thought that was amazing man.
Speaker 3:Let's get to your big caveats, bro. Now we're here.
Speaker 1:The shit went fucking down. We get Electra coming out the gate with her sexy ass, jennifer Garner still got it bro?
Speaker 3:I don't think she's got it bro. Man, that's like fucked up man.
Speaker 1:He's going through the voice right now bro, what do you mean?
Speaker 2:chill, bro, j-lo, I mean.
Speaker 1:I mean so.
Speaker 2:Blaine so Blaine comes out bro, blaine was crazy no wait, elektra, cause if you think about it, elektra is dope bro, like that's a hidden, like what the fuck? Yeah, that was my thing.
Speaker 3:It's like we know we know Electra right away, but I feel like that's a deep cut deep cut because. Daredevil movie was not the most well received movie.
Speaker 2:It's a good movie, but it's not well received yeah, universally something that.
Speaker 3:I completely forgot is Electra has her own movie she does have Electra, it's such a forgettable movie yeah, man, but she have her own movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I forgot she had it.
Speaker 3:I forgot that she mentioned this was back in the early aughts, so to bring electra back, that's a deep like deep cut, bro, with the whole her blades.
Speaker 2:Like like all carl marvel characters, like electra is like this uh random mass katana no that's rafael's.
Speaker 1:Uh, uh tools, things yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was no to the camera and then and then, blade bro From the eye contact bro 1998 blade bro 99 Suki 99?
Speaker 3:yeah, the first one 99 blade, if I'm not mistaken you can say started it all, bro. You can say started it all yeah, no, I think the blade was one of the big, first big Marvel hits hands down bro.
Speaker 2:Yes, 100% hands down.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to check. I wanna take you there, I'm trying to see if Suki can fact check Suki, what's up? When did Blade come out right quick, even his fighting, because when he fought bro I was.
Speaker 2:I thought like I thought Deadpool was gonna do some kind of gag where like, oh they died 98 it is 98, 98. Yeah, it's pre pre 2000 pre Y2K, pre Y2K fam, I really thought he was going to die. I thought he was going to die, elektra was going to die. I thought that he was going to kill them off as just a quick gag, like, hey, they're here, all right shot in the face.
Speaker 3:Final goodbye. I thought it was going to be like X-Force.
Speaker 1:I really thought it was going to be like all right, we're showing you these great characters real quick, real quick.
Speaker 3:Yep, and they're all going to die storming the fortress Me too. They got a legit fight.
Speaker 1:I loved it because Deadpool even paints it for you. He's just like big fucking climactic fights, slow motion, we don't know who lives, who dies. Come on high stakes, let's fucking go. That's how they hype it all up. Are you guys ready? You're all going to fucking die.
Speaker 3:Read the roof Bro, that shit was hilarious. I didn't know my daddy, but I came out his dick.
Speaker 2:All the cameos bro Chet and Tatum. Bro Chet and Tatum 21 Jump Street. Chet and Tatum bro.
Speaker 3:Chet, 21 Jump Street with Tatum. I got to say every scene he was in, he owned it, he killed it, he killed it dog. It's one of the best parts of the movie the accent was hilarious, with the Creole accent, you know. Who's your dialect coach?
Speaker 1:I feel like we're missing vital explanation right now, bro, and he was comic accurate Comic, accurate Comic accurate too.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the suit was comic accurate.
Speaker 1:The hair peak, the powers fucking dark, everything. We got the best version of a Gambit movie that we're ever going to get, that we're ever going to get, 're ever gonna get. The coat, bro, the coat, the coat, the trench coat, I mean it all worked, everything in the fight but it had like overhead shot scenes.
Speaker 1:You can see the glowing stick of gambit I thought that was yeah, you earned the motherfucking sword, you know yeah, you know, something I didn't know is like chen and tatum was meant to play uh gambit in uh wolverine origins oh yeah, yeah, he was gonna be the original guy.
Speaker 3:I didn't know there was a conflict, because he had. He was in gi joe, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, step up, but he was the first choice he was gonna get the movie. He was gonna get his own movie. Yeah, which?
Speaker 3:is funny because ryan reynolds ended up being deadpool in you know that was his first experience yeah, he was perfect.
Speaker 2:Deadpool was perfect, deadpool, right there.
Speaker 1:But you know they strong-guarded him to that Wolverine origins.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, because he's like, if you're not going to play, somebody else is going to play.
Speaker 1:And you'll never get a chance to play it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was it, and he was like well, this is not Deadpool.
Speaker 1:It's like well, I mean, if you're not a player someone else is so it was good.
Speaker 3:It was good that they kept it. It was good Because I mean what happened to Shannon, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He didn't play it and then you know he never got a chance to play Gambit until now, but we only got it because somebody leaked the fucking footage.
Speaker 1:We never would've got the Deadpool movie because Wolverine did so bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They killed all the origins. One obviously yeah, he was and uh, and he still got a trilogy yeah, he still got the wolverine, the wolverine and then a really good movie fantastic, yeah, and then
Speaker 1:logan japan yeah, that was one. That was a good one. Yeah, that was the second one, he fought like a samurai version of the silver, silver samurai, which is badass, uh, but then and then, logan, he still got a trilogy, even with a bad first one, bro well, yeah, he's making a decent future. Past and the other one yeah, because heized the whole franchise which is still crazy on a bad movie. Normally, most superheroes are fucking out after that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Spider-Man 2,. Andrew Garfield didn't get a third one, bro, he was out after that second one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he won a third one. He won a third one. No, he won a third one. He did win a third one. He won a third one.
Speaker 3:But remember, obviously he shitted on them one. That's what got him fired. I think he only got wolverine because of days of future past and they only brought him in days of future past because you needed that character.
Speaker 1:That to connect them. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3:I mean you think wolverine in every x-men story, because he's vital to the story, he is because such like he's one of their big three.
Speaker 1:I don't even know who they're. It's like Jean Grey, him and, I guess, fucking Professor.
Speaker 3:Xavier.
Speaker 1:Or yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know, big booty hoes.
Speaker 2:That's really what it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, but no, I loved it. That was a great fucking movie.
Speaker 2:And Gambit and Chantin owned it, bro, because he even said to himself in the movie my moment, I'm going to make a name right here, Are you?
Speaker 1:trying to. I'm doing all kinds of stuff right now. Buddy, I was in it. I'm like, oh man, it was great. It was fucking great Half of the lines in that little hideout.
Speaker 3:I didn't get what the fuck he was saying. Oh, none of it. It wasn't until that line when he said he came out his daddy's dick ready. That was the only line that I was like, oh shit, that's my fault.
Speaker 2:Is Gambit like that, or is it just?
Speaker 1:like no, no, no, I think he totally freestyled. I love that entire thing. That's a piece of 21st Street shit right there, yeah, just being silly my name is Joe, my name is. Jim.
Speaker 2:I was like bro does Gambit talk like that, like bro, if they?
Speaker 1:did, though that'd be hilarious. That would Wesley Snipes, the motherfucker coming up, the motherfucker himself. Yeah, blade, blade. Yeah, blade showed up. Dog, that was crazy. Like I said, I don't know who I want. I thought you retired. Retarded I said retired. I'm not trying to get canceled here.
Speaker 3:I thought that joke was so stupid. What is this?
Speaker 2:I delivered it with such seriousness.
Speaker 3:I feel like.
Speaker 2:Ryan Reynolds circumvented, like I wouldn't need to write a retarded joke here, but how, like, how do I circumvent it?
Speaker 1:I mean, he doesn't want to be here anyway. Right, come on, bro, let's give him a quick line.
Speaker 3:I mean, I think I had a lot of fun playing that blade. You know what he?
Speaker 1:actually did. He was excited he was like explaining what's the plan. He's like yeah, yeah, whatever, just pan up to blade, bro. Give me the rocket launcher. That was fucking dope. Where'd you get this from punisher? Damn man. There's been like five different punishers and there's only one fucking blade baby. That's right, that's true oh man, that was great, man, oh man you know.
Speaker 3:I mean there's this excitement for the next Blade movie, but also it's also been encouraged by like creative choices and director changes and pushbacks, who knows? If it's ever gonna come out. Now, after seeing this, it's like nah, put that shit back yeah bro, I'm not even tripping.
Speaker 1:Wes the Snipes is the only Blade man, fuck, he did good.
Speaker 3:back with the sniper, you can still pull it off, bro, you can still pull it off with the little uh the soul patch.
Speaker 1:It's great because he's old now, but you still had it. Give me part four.
Speaker 2:Bro, look if Hugh Jackman is out there, bro If it was the Blade, but he was in exile comes back to his time and tries to fix shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like Old man Blade or something to that club.
Speaker 1:Look, just give him some stem cells. Give him whatever the fuck you're feeding Hugh Jackman, bro. He'll be back at it in six months. You know what I'm saying. Pay for that training. Just do it bro, Look, if LeBron James has spent a million, let's play money for Disney dog.
Speaker 2:Get him back in the role. Come on, there was this one lady, I think she broke it down. I really bring this point up as we slowly transition to uh I love this.
Speaker 2:Take listen to this and it was like, um, uh, she was like just be careful because, like, the market has spoken, that we are moving to the marvel, transitioning of cameos and like, so we need to be careful because it's great, because there's a story behind it, like like no way home, uh, deadpool, and like it makes sense, like it's making sense, it's like, but let's not, we might fall into that part where like hey, we're just going to show you cameos, but there's no plot. There's no plot to this, you know, yeah, and there was one where she was like, because it made sense, like the seasoning was too expensive, because it doesn't pay. It doesn't pay up, you know having diversity, bringing it back to the people that do pay, which is Salt and Pepper, but it's like, hey, man, they're probably right.
Speaker 3:I kind of worked through that take with that. You got to be a little careful with it, because it works on Deadpool, because he's Deadpool, he does it in the comics, so it works for Deadpool, but it's just not going to work for other movies.
Speaker 1:It works for Spider-Man because we know that there are a bunch of different variants of Spider-Man.
Speaker 3:Spider-Man cashed in on like.
Speaker 2:When you be careful. There's nothing wrong with cameos. Bring them on.
Speaker 1:They did great, but you can take away from the story because you're like, oh, this character's here.
Speaker 3:Remember that you wanted to see this character. You still made a good storyline.
Speaker 1:For example, if they gave you Wolverine but there's no real reason for them to fight, you're like, oh, these two characters just sorry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we haven't seen more of that fight. Yeah, like why? Why Exactly? It's just that Chris Chigley's cat man.
Speaker 2:It was you know what I'm saying. It could happen because I heard they might bring some World War Hulk stuff, so like they're not done with.
Speaker 1:Mark R as far as like who they were gonna have, remember, like who we started out with originally and who the who's gonna come up next, the squad, or whatever. Oh yeah, that's what you were gonna talk about.
Speaker 2:Oh, that too, yes yeah, yeah, my bad, yeah. So that one because it's like what I'm thinking more was like we know, the original end game theory had, like your four, like high level actors, not like rDJ. Chris Evans right, thor is there, but charisma right, but I feel like the next level it was Benedict Cumberbatch right, it was like the four high-level actors for Marvel. I'm guessing that this new long-term scope is going to be Tom Holland, for sure, because we love Tom Holland. He's charismatic Deadpool for sure. Hugh is Jackman. And who was the first one they said, oh, pedro Pascal.
Speaker 1:Pedro.
Speaker 2:Pascal or Mr Fantastic. So these are like the four, high level, like hey, we're going to like you. Four are going to carry the Marvel version for the next 10 years. But even then I'm like that's not a bad lineup If that's the new Avengers if it's Deadpool, wolverine, spider-man, mr fantastic wolverine, uh, spider-man, and fuck it, don't, don't cumberbatch back in that bitch, bro.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm sure thor and cumberbatch are gonna come.
Speaker 2:I'm saying so like, but that's the stack squad though, bro, like I guess. I guess dr van doom, that makes sense okay uh well hang on.
Speaker 1:Let's finish with the movie.
Speaker 3:First let's yeah, okay, we can finish with the movie. All. Yeah, okay, we can finish with the movie. Alright, real quick.
Speaker 1:I mean we're almost done.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Yeah yeah, I mean, I think that's it.
Speaker 2:I mean the only other thing, oh, the Varian fight.
Speaker 3:The only other thing.
Speaker 1:The Varian fight, yeah, cause the Varian fight.
Speaker 3:I mean also, the main villain in the movie Was Cassandra Nova, which is Xavier's Professor Xavier's evil twin sister.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the real thing.
Speaker 3:And she's also an Omega-level mutant.
Speaker 1:She's like a big threat. Yeah, she's like next-level shit.
Speaker 3:She was skull-fucking everybody Damn. Welcome to the skull-fuck club buddy, she doesn't wash that hand.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got your fingers in me, and not in a good way, damn.
Speaker 2:That was hilarious, man.
Speaker 3:I thought she did good. So many finger jokes. But then you got the big fight against the Deadpool core, the.
Speaker 1:Deadpool core finally coming out was awesome, blake.
Speaker 3:Lively was leading Deadpool.
Speaker 2:You caught the name of the cowboy.
Speaker 3:Matthew McConaughey boys skyboat pool.
Speaker 1:That was crazy as fuck. To me that was a cool pool.
Speaker 3:Nathan Fillion is the zombie pool, the head pool, oh head pool.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Of course Ryan Reynolds' kids play Kid. Pool and Baby Pool, which is hilarious, and I don't know if this is true, but I read somewhere that Nice Pool is actually his twin brother. That would be funny, ryan Reynolds' twin brother, which I forgot.
Speaker 1:Ryan Reynolds has a twin brother, does he really?
Speaker 3:Yeah, gordon Reynolds, I think.
Speaker 1:I'll check this out. Jump in the comments. Are you?
Speaker 2:legit. He has a twin brother, identical twin brother.
Speaker 1:Yeah, identical. I did not know that what. There's two Ryan Reynolds out there, yeah there is With the same level of sarcasm. But I loved it though, because he's like sorry, sorry, guilty, as trot.
Speaker 3:Well, I think his twin brother is not as sarcastic.
Speaker 1:It's either way, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3:The twin brother is not an actor, but he does have an identical twin brother. Know he the other twin?
Speaker 1:the twin brother is not an actor, but he does have an identical twin brother. But the fight was epic. Uh, the, the, because they were already hinted at. Oh, there's a bunch of us around here, the fucking deadpool core. Yeah, we ran rampant around the fucking voice and they just dropped them there. But of course, when we finally got a chance to see them, uh, that was badass. But of course, nice pool getting fucking blown up was hilarious brother.
Speaker 2:Bro, that's not your brother, that's him.
Speaker 1:That's still him, that's him don't believe social media, bro, no, he has two, two. He has three older brother he doesn't have a twin brother oh no, it's him look that's how good the level of acting is, bro he got his ass, bro.
Speaker 2:I got you, bro. No, that's the thing it's like. There's like a contract where someone like his agents were like they have to show a face of an actor Not exactly Ryan Reynolds, I'm sure he would have put the mask on for the entire movie, but for the sake of his agency the agency they have to show. Like, hey, my actress has to show his face, so he had to circumvent that shit. He's like look, here's Nicepool, here's me, maskless mask on.
Speaker 1:You know what I love? I think he's actually honest. I thought he was full of shit originally when he said this concept. But then the first deadpool movie, he's ryan reynolds for the first half, deadpool for the second half and the second one he's deadpool. And then there's that moments where he jumps to the, the afterlife, and he's ryan reynolds again.
Speaker 3:He's not deadpool during those moments oh, that's right, that's right I think so yeah remember he has like there's that part I know I know.
Speaker 1:I don't know if he was real.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's gonna matter that much to ryan reynolds it's the agency. It's the agency like these I brought, for example for chris evans like, I think, his contract, like did not wear the helmet as much. That's why in the movies chris evans doesn't really wear that helmet yeah, and that's what I was saying in the early odds, like he wears it in a couple of action pieces right because it's open mcguire spider-man.
Speaker 1:Captain america is Tobey Maguire Spider-Man, I mean.
Speaker 3:Captain America is supposed to wear the helmet the whole time.
Speaker 1:Yes, and that's what I was thinking. I think the agents got behind them because Tobey Maguire suffered tremendously. Again, he wears the mask. 90% of the Spider-Man movies.
Speaker 3:No, but I mean, he was still famous for it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah. But I think, like Tom Holland his Spider-Man movie, he takes it off a lot.
Speaker 2:He takes the mask on the entire time, but the agency and it makes sense.
Speaker 3:The whole bit about Nice Pool was hilarious. How long does it take you to regenerate, regenerate?
Speaker 1:How the fuck am I supposed to know he wasn't going to regenerate? That was so funny. I stay in the back because I have very low bow density and I have to protect my face. Why don't you wear a mask?
Speaker 3:come on, guys what does he say? Who are you going to pick me, or Ben Milder? Yeah?
Speaker 1:Ben Milder.
Speaker 3:I could do a four wall rake too.
Speaker 1:I could gently poke the fourth wall too. That was hilarious. After he gets shot in the beginning, remember, and he's like there's a donut cart there, they're practically hospitals.
Speaker 3:Someone pointed out that they walked past the pharmacy to get to his donut cart. They did.
Speaker 1:Oh, did you guys know the shoe store that they showed up in? Oh, it's Lightfield.
Speaker 3:It's Lightfield.
Speaker 1:The Deadpool creator. Oh, it was a joke for him. Yeah, ah, yeah, it's just feet, or something like that is what it says.
Speaker 3:But I mean, I guess that's most of it.
Speaker 2:He's like wait, let the what do you call it? The background actors do their run.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Let the extras get away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Go, go.
Speaker 3:That was hilarious, and then the climax with the Madonna song.
Speaker 2:Is that Madonna? Yeah, it is Madonna, I can take you. I never knew that till right now.
Speaker 1:It's a big Madonna song. Yeah, bro. Like I said, when his shirt fucking explodes? First off, when he pulls up the cow.
Speaker 3:When he pulls up the cow, we finally get him with the mask and he looks badass.
Speaker 1:Do you only save it for special occasions? Kill it.
Speaker 3:He makes a joke about he's being like blowjob handles. Oh yeah. What's the speed rate?
Speaker 1:what is the speed rate you get in the book. Sorry, I, I, when you say I lash out, when I get into, when I'm jealous. Yeah, oh, that was fucking hilarious. But uh, even when he fucks up they, they fuck him up and uh, he makes that joke. He's like the cow's, really intimidating. Huh, it's like Batman, but he can turn his neck.
Speaker 2:I loved it, man. I loved it the whole way through.
Speaker 1:It was fucking great. Cassandra Nova blowing up at the end was a fucking wild plot twist.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was like the whole sacrifice the Deadpool and Wolverine did. That shit was hilarious as fuck.
Speaker 1:That was great.
Speaker 2:I really thought that Wolverine was going to die or something I thought he was going to die.
Speaker 3:I really like the whole thing. It's like, yeah, if only one of them did it, then he would have died, but since there was two of them, they survived.
Speaker 1:No, you give a Wolverine to Deadpool. Jacked up listening to Madonna. We're invincible. That was fucking awesome. He worked out. He saved his universe Real quick when he closed the door on him remember.
Speaker 2:He was just sorry. I guess I'm nervous about dying.
Speaker 3:That's fucking hilarious man that's unnecessary but just dumb, fucking, stupid humor. But that's all deadpool like 100, 100, so that was great.
Speaker 1:They were a great movie. Uh, after all, the, uh, the sony people die. Uh, deadpool makes that. That plea out with the tva to be like yo, can you bring some people back? We see x23 at end. Obviously, that's a really cool symbolizing, like maybe other people came back.
Speaker 3:we didn't even talk about X 23, but it was good that they brought her back. It was really really cool.
Speaker 1:It was good An emotional storyline. For a little bit I was a little creeped out, but I'm not gonna lie when we I was like brother.
Speaker 3:I was like the fucking internet is undefeated, man, because she's at the premiere. And well, she's like 23 now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's grown now, right? Yeah, and she's got that yacht.
Speaker 3:Oh, I didn't know that. Sorry, that's what the internet says. You can see it in the comments.
Speaker 1:Don't at me, don't at me, don't at me, don't at me.
Speaker 3:But uh, I'm TMZ bro everybody in the comments were like oh, x-23, got that yeah oh man, that was part of the Project X, anyway, I'll stop.
Speaker 1:So, uh, project Leotix yeah, got her. I need Jesus, I'm gonna pray for y'all.
Speaker 3:You need Marvel. Age Jesus in your life. Tell them Marvel.
Speaker 1:Age.
Speaker 3:Christ ain't playing, we're gonna we going to cut all this out with Madonna.
Speaker 1:I can take you there, but that was great. Her appearance in it was really, really awesome. I love that speech that she has of whatever. She's just like we need you. He's just like I'm not the guy you're looking for. She's like you never were. Oh, I like that he's like you're never the guy Until you were, until you finally were and I was like, oh, man, I guess we'll.
Speaker 3:he's a hero, but he's always a reluctant hero.
Speaker 1:He is. He's the one that doesn't want to join the group.
Speaker 3:He says it. He's like you only showed up when we needed you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you've always showed up whenever we needed you.
Speaker 2:And bam, he pops out the trunk and he fucking comes out, fucking shit up, dude that was awesome.
Speaker 1:And then Deadpool falls Fuck, I didn't land the dismount. Out of all that, this is the only thing they're going to remember. It was great, I loved it.
Speaker 3:We called out a lot of the jokes here, but hopefully you laughed with us.
Speaker 1:It was great. If you haven't gone, go watch it again.
Speaker 2:Go support this fucking film we're going to go back. There were so many jokes.
Speaker 1:Obviously, I stole some of the fun for this guy. So we're going to go back and we'll shut the fuck up. We're going to watch all the jokes. This time it's going to be.
Speaker 3:Speaking of the future of Deadpool my take on the future of Deadpool is that as much as you say that this is Deadpool's first Marvel movie, it wasn't. He wasn't in the Sacred Thailand, he wasn't in the 616 universe, so this was still very much an X-Men universe movie. So that that would be my take on it. It really wasn't a marvel movie and nothing he did had an effect on the main marvel universe well, he did close the the old universe, you're right, yeah well, I mean his x-men universe actually continues like he goes back to his own universe, you know whatever we're still living right did
Speaker 1:you guys did you guys catch remember whenever they actually showing the the sacred timeline for him, right, his, his timeline remember? And they have, like the, the red ones around it yeah okay, if you notice, only his white one continued, but all the red ones didn't yeah, did you guys notice that?
Speaker 2:yeah?
Speaker 1:so I think that's all the other universes in my mind. That's what I'm thinking of. It is, it's all. The other variant versions are like the. The electra is the, all those, whatever whatever all those universes out, but the main one that survived is deadpool's universe which is that's what we're talking about, like that's.
Speaker 3:That's the x-men universe from centennial century fox like it survived like yes, just that thing is alive, things we survives uh, I mean wolverine is in it goes to deadpool's universe, which is what earth 105, 1003, I saw something like that. Yeah, yeah, 10015. Uh, we don't know if Wolverine is going to stay in that universe or whatever, but that universe is still very much separate from the Marvel universe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right, it's not 616.
Speaker 3:Well, first of all, I don't think Hugh Jackman would come back for another movie. You don't think so. No, I don't think so. I think this was it honestly. I think they asked him in the press, but I mean, he always gives the same answer. Who lives the stories, right? Yeah, yeah, but I don't think so, man.
Speaker 2:If I go broke, you know.
Speaker 3:I think Logan was a very good ending, but Logan was a very depressing movie. And he came back from this because Ryan Reynolds is his best friend and he's a really good storyline it is, and he finally gave the people what they wanted. You know, comic accurate suit. But I think Hugh Jack Jackman is very much done with the role and I don't think Deadpool is going to be a main part of the Marvel.
Speaker 2:Universe.
Speaker 3:I think if anything they're going to bring him for cameos, He'll be the fun cameo in every movie.
Speaker 1:I think that's it.
Speaker 3:He'll be the Stanley cameo in every movie, but he's not going to be a big part of a team.
Speaker 1:You don't think so. I don't think so I think he'll be cameos.
Speaker 1:He'll be like a 10 minute tom holland, though, like tom holland was a fuck ton of cameos before he got another spider-man movie. Or like even chris evans, remember, he hopped in like thor and some other shit, like that's true. He bounced back and forth like so I can see that just writing them on for a bunch of things, and they'll write a script that's good enough from secret wars and he'll come back for secret wars, of course he'll still, he'll be active in that sense, Maybe.
Speaker 3:again, I still think he's not part of the main universe.
Speaker 1:I think I think Disney stole him stupid money at him. The versus Fox.
Speaker 2:Generally, generally, you see them all where they said like hey, so-and-so will return, so-and-so will return, right.
Speaker 3:We didn't really see that. Oh, he said, hey, we're going to bring Cable back.
Speaker 1:Well, I think that the franchise, the trilogy, is done. Ryan Reynolds isn't going to be doing Deadpool films for a while. I think he's going to be doing a bunch of cameos also. I think that's part of it too.
Speaker 3:It's like, hey, I don't think I'm going to keep doing Deadpool with this name, because it doesn't really work Really. Where's he going to go?
Speaker 2:then. Well, I think, like he's done With Deadpool for a long time, or he's just done, I'm guessing he's open To cameos, but I don't think he's gonna have a next movie. I got five years yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying For like the next five years and whatever movies that are gonna come out. Him and Logan May make cameos throughout, but that's about as much.
Speaker 2:As we're gonna get for them.
Speaker 3:I don't think he's going to make another Wilburian appearance. What? Do you think you dirty little skank.
Speaker 2:Man, I don't know, Like you're just using that convincing argument, it makes sense like why they wouldn't return. The only thing is just this hope I got is I hope they're like hey, it was good, we'll come back in three years, you know. But in all reality it makes sense what you said and if they do, fair enough enough, you know, thank you. Thank you, ray. Ryan reynolds, thank you for shutting it down with 21st century fog. Thank you for bringing it all back, you know thank you for so many years of playing wolverine.
Speaker 2:You know, you know you're up there with like batman, uh, like, no, not even a batman actor can say I'm batman, yeah yeah bro like you are unique in your own. You're a fantastic actor. I hope you win, like all the oscars bro, here's the goat and yeah, man.
Speaker 2:So I would say like, at the end of the day, bro, what do I give this movie? I put this. Ah, man, the thing is I want to put this movie into the marvel movies number three because I really want to paint this one in top five marvel movies of all time that's not an outrageous statement.
Speaker 1:I put iron man one, uh for sure.
Speaker 2:End game um deadpool 3, the guardians one and um no way home. Those are my top five. More I don't know no specific order, but like those are the top five, like I'm like I'd swap out endgame for infinity war but yes, infinity war. What's the last one?
Speaker 1:that's in game. You're right. Infinity war is the one where all the action took place. Infinity, yeah. So I thought the same thing where they fight.
Speaker 3:We're like that's in game. I mean, I keep hanging top, yeah yeah, no, I mean it was a great movie. I mean I love deadpool, so I'm biased. I'll give it a 9.9 out of 10 yeah, I'm 9.8.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I'm putting it up there.
Speaker 3:Yeah the only reason that we don't give that 0.1 is because there was one missed opportunity.
Speaker 1:They should have brought back Benny.
Speaker 3:Jones and Juggernaut. Absolutely, they should have brought him back.
Speaker 1:I saw his tweet, bro. He was like they didn't come at me, they didn't ask me, and I was like damn, he still could have pulled that shit off, the original one, yeah.
Speaker 3:From X3. Yeah, X.
Speaker 1:United. No, it wasn't him. They even said he's. I guess you're this version of the juggernaut or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 3:And that's why I shave a point one off.
Speaker 1:I'll give him that. I'll shave point two for that I fucking love Deadpool.
Speaker 3:That was I mean, it was yeah.
Speaker 1:I would've just loved to. It's the juggernaut bitch Certified fresh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, certified fresh, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck, check it out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I guess we focused more on that for this episode. Yeah, we're at an hour the studio's closing down, so yeah.
Speaker 3:They're going to turn the lights off on us here in a minute.
Speaker 2:That's right, but we'll bring back with the Marvel stuff that came out. We'll bring it back next time. Zuki, did you see the movie? What did you think about it?
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