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Straight from the jam-packed theaters, we share our first reactions, including the electrifying scene featuring Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. We'll tackle fan concerns about Wolverine's legacy post-"Logan" and how the film masterfully balances nostalgia and irreverent humor.

Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, insights, and plenty of Marvel magic! #marvel #deadpool #disney #fox

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Deadpool 3 Movie Review

Speaker 1

Good evening , ladies and gentlemen . Thank you so much for tuning in to the WBM podcast . This is one of your hosts . It's your boy , merc Yo it's your boy X-Fan .

Speaker 3

And it's your boy , austin , in the mix , in the mix . I don't know if I can bring you over here , Merc man , this is going to be a .

Speaker 1

It's going to be a tough one , All right guys .

Speaker 2

As you can see , we're talking all things Deadpool , baby . We're talking Merc with a mouth .

Speaker 1

ladies and gentlemen , that's right . Deadpool 3 just dropped . That's right . Deadpool and Wolverine .

Speaker 2

We're talking all kinds . I just said .

Speaker 1

We're talking everything up , man , it's gonna be wild guys .

Speaker 3

That's right .

Speaker 1

Let's fucking go . I love that , that's good . And we're back , Guys so much .

Speaker 3

It's been such a great week .

Speaker 2

It's been a while , man , we miss y'all , we miss y'all . And it's been a while . We start strong with some Deadpool , wolverine man . We just came out , we just saw it , we just came out to the theater .

Speaker 3

It was amazing guys . Yeah , we watched it . We didn't go watch it Thursday night , we went to go watch it Friday night . Yes , we had to watch it ASAP because spoilers .

Speaker 1

Man left and right , by the way . Spoilers in this episode , yeah , full spoilers this entire episode .

Speaker 3

So hopefully , you watched it . I feel like everybody has watched it , though , because people and like all the showings were sold out , the peters went packed . No popcorn buckets left . I mean biggest r-rated opening . I don't know if it's the biggest , but one of the biggest r-rated dude , it was insane .

Speaker 1

I saw the parking lot packed in some theaters that I've never seen packed before bro , never packed before like I mean not like .

Speaker 3

I haven't seen anything like that since .

Speaker 1

Uh , pre-pandemic pre-pandemic absolutely 100 . Ipandemic Absolutely 100% . I mean , if this doesn't break record numbers .

Speaker 3

All right , desi Sorry , this mask gets really hot .

Speaker 1

See , that's the real Deadpool fan right here , ladies and gentlemen . He knows the cosplay struggles .

Speaker 3

See , I'm already sweating .

Speaker 1

It's getting hot . What was the other sound effect ? Suki , I thought you updated my soundboard .

Speaker 3

So behind the mask it was your boy Oski it's not Merc with a Mouth , it's not Ryan . Reynolds it's Ryan Reynolds , fucked by a Sharpay vigorously with gonorrhea very hard and did not stop . I'm a Deadpool in a universe where he runs a podcast that was dope bro . I'm Deadpool , we are Deadpool , can you please stop saying that Podpool , run some podcasts . That's dope , bro . I'm Deadpool , we are Deadpool , we are Deadpool . Can you please stop saying that ? Oh man , podpool , podpool , I like that , I fucks with it . Yeah , oskipool .

Speaker 1

All right , man . So let's just start out with the gate man . The cameos , the cameos are crazy .

Speaker 2

You want to start showing bro Right off the of the game .

Speaker 1

Give the people what they want . Give the people what they want . You know what I'm saying .

Speaker 2

Did he spit on ?

Speaker 3

it before he go on . Did Deadpool ? No , he did not . You got to give him the hock .

Speaker 1

I still can't believe she got a reality show Anyway .

Speaker 3

She got a reality show , just for saying that .

Speaker 1

Did you know that , bro ?

Speaker 3

She just made a bunch of appearances .

Speaker 1

She got a management team now and shit bro , I mean that's way to extend your 15 minutes of fame . I mean props .

Speaker 3

Props , nothing but props . I'm going to reach out to your management team and have you on the podcast .

Speaker 2

We're going to get you on the show . Please come on our podcast .

Speaker 1

She was formerly had a hot tua . We don't have 30,000 , though .

Speaker 3

I think the more mainstream she gets , the more she's ashamed of the hot tua .

Speaker 1

Oh man , that's why she's trying to make a symbol besides that with the show , she's still very charismatic .

Speaker 3

She's a very charismatic girl .

Speaker 1

But she wasn't in Deadpool and Wolverine , am I right ?

Speaker 3

guys , she was not , but can you imagine if they made a Hawk Tua reference ?

Speaker 2

They made some fucking great jokes .

Speaker 1

The cameos are crazy . Off the bat , man Off the bat .

Speaker 2

You know what ? Okay , yeah , let's start cameos . Number one was actually the first two minutes of the movie is Hugh Jackman himself , which is a skeleton version of the Wolverine that we all love .

Speaker 3

Yeah , man , that beginning .

Speaker 2

Yeah , logan , bro , and you know what . It started strong with that saying as hey , so he's officially dead . He died Like the character is done , done for and we're going to have fun with it which was his corpse , you know .

Speaker 3

So that also technically counts as a duo at the same time , because that was a lot of people's questions . That was a lot of questions in people's minds .

Speaker 1

That's what I would say .

Speaker 3

It's like how are they going to bring back Wolverine and not like ?

Speaker 1

tarnish that legacy .

Speaker 3

Tarnish that legacy of Logan , because it was a very I mean , it's still a very good movie and they referenced it in the movie . They played a clip where he's dying and I swear to God , I teared up too , because it's such a good ending .

Speaker 1

Don't be what they made you . So this is what it feels like .

Speaker 2

Such a great speech .

Speaker 3

It's good . So the question was how are they not going to mess up that legacy , Right ?

Speaker 1

off .

Speaker 3

The bat is like okay let's , let's uh , exude him off the ground , put his skeleton on display and then use just 207 months , 206 months to like fuck some tva agents uh 207 when he's watching gilmore girls gossip girl , gossip girl there you go which was a reference to blake lightly being yeah , I didn't know that that was a cool fucking reference .

Speaker 1

That was hilarious but uh , yeah , I mean he starts right off the gate , man , he's even said , he even says he's like I'm not proud of this , I didn't want to do this , and then he goes into the whole fucking tva thing of how it happened , which was still fucking cool and we got starfire right , or no ?

Speaker 3

no , it wasn't starfire , star shatter yeah shatter star , shatter star oh yeah , because it goes back . It's so funny that they bring that back from the first Deadpool movie or from the second Deadpool movie or the second one . To break down where this all really started . We got to take you back to six weeks ago .

Speaker 1

Yeah , dude .

Speaker 3

Which is the stuff that they did in the first one yeah . Before I put my ass into this tight spandex , let me take you back where it all started . That's right , man , you know what this is .

Speaker 1

Almost that's right man .

Speaker 3

You know what I mean . It's almost a four-wall break that he makes fun of all those tropes .

Speaker 1

Yes , yeah , what I loved is actually the song in the beginning , the fight choreography or whatever . It reminded me of the first Deadpool , because , remember , in the first one there's the car chase scene and all the credits are showing where everybody's being fucked up , yeah .

Speaker 3

It's just very reminiscent of that , so I'm glad they broughton song or something and he's fucking up bad guys throughout the world in Tokyo and Japan .

Speaker 1

Oh , that's right . So again , I love that they kept that running theme .

Speaker 2

They started the action right after that , right after fucking that . Yeah , it's kind of cool that the Deadpool movies kind of end up following a very specific format .

Speaker 1

Yes .

Speaker 3

Which is making fun format at the same time .

Speaker 1

Oh , but you know what the movies are all about family bro , like a narrative in the middle of the story .

Speaker 3

They are , because the first one was a love story , the second one was a family movie .

Speaker 1

It's still a family movie , it's just a bigger family movie . This is a friendship movie . The F stands for family friendship and Fuck Buddy .

Speaker 3

That's right buddy .

Speaker 1

No man , but it is , I loved it . He's like , damn , that was perfect . Pause and clip that anyway . Um , no , it's , uh , it's great because I really enjoyed it . It was . You know , this is my whole world , this , these nine people , and I don't know how to protect it , but I need . I need help , how to do this . That was very , very cool to show , like that's , that's the growth that deadpool's had . Remember , he's been the solo guy for a lot of his whole life , which I was about to get in my future shit , but I was like my future .

Speaker 1

My future said what , bro ?

Speaker 2

Just for you to be like this ain't working out .

Speaker 3

You know that's one of my hot takes on the movie , like it doesn't make sense for Vanessa to drop his ass . That doesn't make sense at all . And then , well , the whole behind it is like Deadpool kind of went into a rut after saving the world . A depression yeah , he went into a really deep depression he wanted to stop being Deadpool and Vanessa couldn't pull him out of it .

Speaker 1

So she's like I gotta move on with my life .

Speaker 3

They were supposed to love each other . Like wham , with an exclamation point , he did do a lot .

Speaker 2

She's just gonna walk out on him , but I figured they did it for the story . Yeah , 100% for the story , you know . Yeah , 100 for the story . Yes , just to move the narrative along , because it's like since , uh , we need , we need narrative , we need to push narrative . There's a reason here , right well , yeah , they're just like we'll figure something out . But honestly , because deadpool is so like not serious , we can . We can move along from like the fact that vanessa and , uh , deadpool didn't work out , you know yeah , that's what I think is so .

Speaker 3

I think it's so because I mean , if they're really like you know , a couple are in love so much , then Vanessa has to be a big part of the movie but in the second one if you kill her off , then you don't have to have her on the movie as much in this one . If they're not together for whatever reason , she doesn't have to be in the movie as much , that's true , and it gives depth and motivation . So I mean , you know why further the plot am I right . Writing .

Speaker 1

Why ?

Speaker 3

Why she's not together enough it gives him a really good moment at the end when he's like I did it all for you Because he didn't do it to save the world . Remember , he's not a superhero .

Speaker 2

No , that's right of my nine people . The bartender dude was in there . What's his name ?

Speaker 3

Weasel .

Speaker 2

They really had a bad breakup , I guess .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I did that second one .

Speaker 2

Because he gave everybody a chance . What's his name ? Wesley .

Speaker 1

Snipes Wait hold on bro .

Speaker 2

Chill , bro , we'll get there what's ? That big . Thing .

Speaker 1

You're really excited to go to the big cave , bro , who's shaking ?

Speaker 3

Stop shitting your load , guys . Stop shitting your load . Guys , come on this time in my ears .

Speaker 2

Stop shitting your load thank you , that was a good reference what's the name of the big metal dude ?

Speaker 3

Colossus , I came with the cameos . Come on , man .

Speaker 2

Colossus did do a cameo . He was just there drinking happy birthday .

Speaker 3

He was a huge part Of the first two movies he was . That makes sense . They shoved him for the show .

Speaker 2

So was the bartender guy . So really it was like Damn , like I believe I believe more Reynolds Than I believe the bartender guy , cause , bro , he called you know people , you know , like Wesley Snipes .

Speaker 1

I'll be chill about that , I'm sorry . I'm excited , as you guys can tell . Bro , the shit was Sorry , I'm sorry .

Speaker 2

When he showed up , I almost stood up bro .

Speaker 1

Okay , let me start with I'll take a step back Happy Hogan . Happy Hogan makes him the cameo appearance Happy Hogan .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I guess we can work our way through the movie in chronological order . Who's the homeboy ? Homeboy that was running Tony Stark's company , the chauffeur .

Speaker 1

What's your superpower ? Parallel parking , I'm sorry .

Speaker 3

He's like when does the big guy come in ?

Speaker 1

I feel like I should be saving this .

Speaker 3

As far as you know , I'm the big guy . No , no .

Speaker 1

No , no , no .

Speaker 3

We here at the Avengers , we Avengers adjacent bro , there was so many jokes and now they'll fucking kill me . Where's your super power ?

Speaker 1

Parallel parking , bro , that shit roasted me dog .

Speaker 2

I was fucking done . We all know our spots , just gotta find yours aim for the middle Y'all never miss .

Speaker 1

Oh man , I was fucking hilarious .

Speaker 2

He's gonna join the Avengers , bro . I can see that , oh , absolutely .

Speaker 1

Yeah , like I said , if he becomes the future Stan Lee , and there's just a different Deadpool variant in every future .

Speaker 3

Marvel movie . I'm down with that , bro . You know honestly . Well , we'll talk about where the future of VN might be later there was a Stanley cameo .

Speaker 2

It kind of counts what you mean . Oh , it's from another movie , it does count .

Speaker 1

I'm happy they kept it alive . How about that ? I will say real quick .

Speaker 2

I bet he wanted one but he never had the chance . Yeah , he had it . He's like fuck it , I'll throw it back in there one more time .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he didn't get it in Deadpool 2 , right , Stan Lee already passed . He had already .

Speaker 3

But he was in Deadpool 1 .

Speaker 1

In Deadpool . 1 .

Speaker 3

He had already passed for Deadpool 2 , but he was a DJ at the strip club .

Speaker 1

Yeah , so the first one . So I was happy about that because he had made it at least in one R-rated .

Speaker 3

Next up on the stage Chastity in love . But you could buy it for no , you could rent it for three minutes there you go .

Speaker 1

That was fucking great man you , you .

Speaker 3

Whenever things stan lee would like say it was fine man , his , his voice was so iconic dude .

Speaker 1

Anyway , I digress . Um , yes , there was a stan lee cameo ultimately in . What I do want to say about this film is that it was sony's bow out to their universe . It was their perfect coup to grow to them , bro , you know yeah , I don't just say that , um , I was just .

Speaker 3

Yeah , it's a love letter to the X-Men movies . Yeah 20th Century Fox X-Men movies . Yeah , almost to all the Marvel 20th Century Fox movies . Their entire franchise , because Blade , elektra , daredevil those were all Fox movies . Yeah , fantastic Four movies , they were also all like Fox movies .

Speaker 1

All under the Fox . Yes , so it was a cinematic universe .

Speaker 3

It's a love letter to all the 20th Century Fox movies .

Speaker 2

Yeah , even the song that was placed during the videos . And he shows you videos of the filming of the movies Just to like hey guys . This is the best time of our lives . I know Because if it wasn't , there was one guy that really brought it

Marvel Universe Multiverse Concept Analysis

Speaker 2

up . I saw it online . He said pretty much Endgame ran because all these movies walked . There's a reason why we had all these like that's true .

Speaker 1

That's very true , other than spider-man x-men started it out in the original .

Speaker 2

Like , those are the original movies , even daredevil , even the bad ones , I kind of pushed it there , hold up .

Speaker 3

Daredevil wasn't a bad movie , you're right .

Speaker 2

You're right the ones that they call you're right . I'm gonna say , like the ones they call like critically yeah , critically , I don't get it .

Speaker 1

No , you're not wrong , though . Yeah , yeah , it's not a terrible movie .

Speaker 2

You're not wrong , you're not wrong , but he was better .

Speaker 1

Bad flick anyway um yeah , yeah he was better bad , so um , but no , yeah the studio didn't't call J-Lo after that .

Speaker 2

Yo , you got to hook up my boy again .

Speaker 3

bro , he's a good job , come on . Yeah , bro . No , that's interesting , and somebody brought it up on social media that the real messiah was Blade , because he's the one that started the Marvel movies . Yeah , sorry , blade was one of the first big Marvel movies , dude , and then , 20 , 30 years later , blade is the one that's gonna save the Marvel Universe with this movie there's only one boy , only ever gonna be one when he showed up bro now we can talk big now we can get into it that was fucking crazy , bro .

Speaker 1

Let's start with the goat .

Speaker 3

Let's start with the goat let's start with the , let's start with the Wolverine variants .

Speaker 1

then oh , okay , okay , Okay , okay , okay , okay Okay .

Speaker 3

Okay , okay .

Speaker 1

Okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay , okay Okay .

Speaker 3

Okay .

Speaker 2

Yeah , we can't be saying that . He said I have a whole list .

Speaker 3

It was the one thing they couldn't do . On screen Feige said no cocaine .

Speaker 1

On screen . Do you want to , though ? Yes , please , fucking hilarious bro , and then they're fucking .

Speaker 3

Tva knocks at the door , he comes outside . That was another hilarious ass scene with a lot of sexual innuendos . And I was like damn , I can't believe they got all of that past this day .

Speaker 1

Oh , strippers . Pull out their fucking pose Like pegging Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa whoa , I like the line before that , bro , whenever he was just like oh , depender , hired you , you must be strippers . Do me a favor , take off all the clothes . But they're not doing like pretty women we're .

Speaker 3

That's a lot of kissing I want a lot of eye contact from this guy .

Speaker 2

I can't see your eyes through the mask , but I feel it , bro , like every other word that deadpool said was a joke , bro , like he's never not dropping bombs , like that absolutely the whole one another random sexual shit that I was like damn .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you may be new to me , but no , it's not new to me , but it is to Disney . That was great yeah .

Speaker 3

Okay , but after that they send him to a TVA . He has to find a Wolverine .

Speaker 1

Paradox breaks it down oh .

Speaker 2

I think he goes hunting for Wolverines throughout the multiverse and we get one cameo , which is what I think you brought up , which is you have brought up earlier how they misuse anchors , which I didn't get at the time until now they explained it .

Speaker 2

Yeah , the anchors is like they need a main character out there . That is the purpose of the universe . Yes , right , and if that person is dead , well , the universe is just like . Die out over time . Yeah , in this case it's like , well , they were assuming that Tony Stark was the anchor to 616 .

Speaker 3

Right , well , deadpool is not in 616 .

Speaker 1

No , but that's what we're talking about . We're like what if in that universe , in 616, ?

Speaker 2

Tony Stark was their anchor . He's the anchor .

Speaker 1

Yeah , the Avengers are going to need a fine .

Speaker 3

It's interesting that they introduced that concept .

Speaker 1

Which I really think is cool , because now you can fix it Now you can end it .

Speaker 3

Yeah , Like let 616 die .

Speaker 2

Yeah you can let it die and jump to another universe .

Speaker 3

I mean , 616 is so fucked now and people are like hating on it . So what's the way to fix it ? To actually fix it and reset it . Like they're doing parallel universes . Yeah , no , it dies , 616 dies . And then they do this whole thing where it's like , oh well , we gotta save the world . And they transfer all these people and all these heroes that we already know to a new universe , the secret , the secret wars .

Speaker 1

So you read secret wars . Yes , that's literally the exact concept . Yeah , okay , do you remember that ?

Speaker 3

concept like because that universe is dying and they gotta transfer everybody marvel had a universe , an ultimate universe .

Speaker 1

Do you remember that ? Ultimate Spider-Man , ultimate Fantastic Four , ultimate Avengers , blah , blah , blah , whatever , whatever . Basically because that franchise and series wasn't doing well comic-wise . But they had a few select that they wanted to save , like Guardians of the Galaxy , miles Morales , a version of the Fantastic Four , because they had other future plans for them , right ? So a giant world-ending event happens . It's basically like Crisis on Infinite Earth , where worlds collide and shatter and they have to make a decision .

Speaker 1

In the comics it's actually a really cool concept where universes are slamming into each other , they're being erased and in order to save one universe because they have their own versions of the Avengers and it's like DC Superman . Basically , they have a Wonder Woman , superman , whatever , and they have to use the Infinity Gauntlet and they snap that universe out of existence and that world and they're like this is fucked up , bro , we just snapped the universe . This isn't right . They had to erase people's minds . Some people were still down for the cause . Shit got down for the cause . Shit got crazier , but ultimately like after they fix it . But the people that end up jumping over are miles morales the guardians of the galaxy characters and select a few characters .

Speaker 1

So if that's how they save the universe , that makes perfect sense and that's something like that , and I mean they've already done it because they've already saved characters at the end of uh dead , pull three remember x23 comes back .

Speaker 2

X23 is one that obviously makes an appearance . Yeah , like they're gonna another caveat they going to put the entire Avengers roster , like all the new ones , like Tom Holland ?

Speaker 3

Paul .

Speaker 2

Musca in Deadpool's apartment Watch I can see it , yeah , even the new X-Men and everything they're going to be in Deadpool's apartment .

Speaker 1

I think it'd be even hilarious if it's like the world is being destroyed like the universe , and the only safe spot is deadpool's apartment . I don't know . That's right , that'd be hilarious .

Speaker 2

They did it in that . That one that was like uh , when they brought that uh female captain america and yeah , and they were at this bar . Remember they all met at a bar before he took him into the universe to fight this ultimate , uh , ultron oh , what if ? And what if that's true ?

Speaker 1

they probably end up hanging out the contest has already been introduced in

Wolverine Variants and Marvel Universe Discussion

Speaker 1

the animated series .

Speaker 2

Why not put me out Marvel ?

Speaker 3

I want to see this guy with Deadpool bro all the digs at the multiverse that was great they gotta stop with this whole multiverse thing .

Speaker 2

It's mess after , mess after mess .

Speaker 3

And then this is Will Ray . He's joining the MCU . Kind of a low point .

Speaker 1

That was so fucking funny , man . There were all these actual dicks at Marvel . And then Nice Bull . He's like I think it's been all uphill ever since Endgame . That was fucking hilarious .

Speaker 3

But now let's go to the big caveos in the void . Oh , OK , oh we never went over the Wolverine variants . Yeah , so uh , calvary rain . Okay , calvary rain was crazy , bro . Henry Cavill as Wolverine he actually looked really good , you're good .

Speaker 1

You look really good . I loved it . He's so believable . It's like if there's going to be another one , that's it .

Speaker 3

I think that was a big fan cast .

Speaker 1

Yeah , 100% . A lot of people were fan-casting it .

Speaker 3

I can't believe he did it .

Speaker 1

Well , because he doesn't have any commitments to DC anymore . Now , that's not funny .

Speaker 3

They called him and was like hey , you want to be Wolverine ? For like two minutes he was like we love you here .

Speaker 1

Yeah , bro , We'll treat you so much better than those fucks up the street Dog . That was great . I loved it and fucking got it . That was fucking amazing , bro .

Speaker 2

I didn't realize the art thing that I just said .

Speaker 3

Yeah , it's so fucking cool I think he did a Mission Impossible that he was like I'm famous .

Speaker 1

For no reason . Yeah , what did you do ? I just did it to fucking do it bro .

Speaker 3

Oh , he in the camera . He was just stretching and they caught it . And they were like I like that . Yeah , do that before you cruise right , cruise caught it . He's like , hey , I think the director oh shit , I know they were there but they were like my big crew do that shit again , bro , do that shit again .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , it was fucking gangster , but no , I mean that was great uh , john the classic , john barton and wolverine the yellow and brown yes , we get to see the hulk on screen for a second yeah , I thought it was cool because I recognized it from the animated movie yeah , well , I love that .

Speaker 1

Uh depo gave that that brief loki speech . He's just like I'm a god to you . Oh , he's like I'm I'm uh , what do you say ? He's like I'm , I'm marvel h christ to you .

Speaker 3

Mortal slam fucks him up mj if you're nasty , mj if you're nasty , ied Jesus . That was great . And then the other one was Age of Apocalypse , age of . Apocalypse .

Speaker 1

With no arm .

Speaker 3

Very comic accurate .

Speaker 1

Yes , that was cool as shit .

Speaker 3

I'll count X-Men number 237 . With him like crossed .

Speaker 2

Nailed to the X , nailed to the X , not crossed the X . Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 3

Apparently a lot of shit going on on TikTok that Deadpool was blasphemous . Are you guys saying that ?

Speaker 1

I'm like oh shut up . I'm Marvel , jesus , I mean , I guess .

Speaker 2

Anyway , they don't read the comic . I'm sure that he does it a lot in the comics .

Speaker 1

He does all kinds of shit . I mean , yeah , deadpool doesn't give a fuck that shit .

Speaker 3

so to be outraged by it now now is dumb .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I am Marvel Jesus . Like , come on , dog . That's hilarious , like that's part of the bit or whatever then the comic accurate X-Man five feet tall yeah that was funny . That's how they started it . Oh my god , he matches everything . He works . What the fuck ? Hey short guy , hey little guy , hey little guy are you allowed to be ? You look 12 . That shit was funny as fuck dog .

Speaker 3

No , but that montage was hilarious . That was cue the montage .

Speaker 1

It was funny I knew it when we got a chance to see alternate and patch . Patch is like an assassin version of uh wolverine , which is badass yeah really fucking cool , man , really fucking cool , yeah , um , but I like I said the the music , even just going through the whole uh montage , was still pretty fucking funny too man yeah , um , all right . So after that we jumped to the boy yeah , the avoid .

Speaker 3

I think it's into the boy .

Speaker 1

Well , we get the right , we get the , the defective , the worst wolverine of them all . Remember yeah , finally , and it's after he sees the suit and bam we get . And it's so nonchalant . The way he comes up with the suit just throws him on the fucking floor , remember he's all drunk and shit . He's just like he can do anything , another one needs .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

That was fucking great . He's like oh dude , that was awesome .

Speaker 3

I mean finally seeing the suit also . I mean we could talk about the Wolverine suit . It was still a really cool moment . Dude , I mean you can see him in the trailers , but man I've seen it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I mean , like I said , if they would have busted up with the brown and yellow one too , dog , I wouldn't have been mad at that shit either , bro , like either one of them . No , the fact that that glint we got a glimpse and that shit worked , bro , that was sick . Yes , yeah , yes , but I got again . I don't think we would have got it any other way , but I'm glad that we got it for that brief second I also .

Speaker 3

I also like that there was a reasoning behind the suit . It's like why are you wearing the suit ? Oh , and he keeps telling him drop it , leave the fucking suit alone .

Speaker 1

Blah , blah , blah and there's . Yeah , he's just like they begged me to wear it he said Scott begged me to wear it .

Speaker 3

He really liked the suit . Yeah , I was like that shit hit , bro .

Speaker 1

He's just like it reminds me you know , you know because .

Speaker 3

I was thinking , I didn't even think about that . I thought he was the best Cyclops .

Speaker 1

I wish they didn't kill him off . I do too , man . He was a great Cyclops .

Speaker 2

I thought it was the Wolverine from the cartoons this whole time .

Speaker 1

They don't really say it .

Speaker 3

They haven't said yeah , but if it's a live action 97 , it would make sense .

Speaker 2

Here's my thing with Hugh Grant Jackman . Hugh Jackman man , hugh Grant , huge jackman , bro . Um , so the thing is like bringing it back to earlier . The beginning is like that was that wolverine conformed , logan died , which is the wolverine we saw from 20th century fox right when we grew up with like yo , he died and then he's like , he's such a great actor . He's like hey , I'm wolverine , but I'm a different wolverine and he shows you in the movie , especially that scene .

Speaker 2

He breaks down . That tells you this , the background number . And and he's like bro , it's just you , jackman , playing Wolverine again . No , that's a legit , high-level actor playing another character for you . That's true that you were like and he's such a good actor , but at the same time , I improved the character you always wanted . That's right , like and he dude . That's why I think like he's like legit . Legit owns the Oscar nominee , like bro , should win one eventually Because he had . He's showing you at Wolverine how good he is bro , because we forget oh , we accept Logan's dead . This is a new Wolverine , he's such a good actor that we accept it .

Speaker 1

bro , that was a good sell . I didn't think about that .

Speaker 2

I believe it in the campfire and I was like bro , I forgot , and that's how good , that's how good he is .

Speaker 3

He's not in the storyline . That we know . So we get to see his backstory Facts , even where Cassandra Nova goes into his mind and I guess we see gravestones .

Speaker 1

Of all the X-Men .

Speaker 3

He's selling that . He's definitely selling that as well .

Speaker 1

Man Yon broke this shit down for real . That's a really good take . Well , and then , when I think about it .

Speaker 3

He's the dude playing a dude .

Speaker 1

This guy's another dude and plays it very well , he does fantastically . Um , I just I was very , very impressed , but you know a part of the story that didn't make sense to me and then , in hindsight , after I thought about it , I was like how did all the fucking mutants die ? You're telling me humans just went after these motherfuckers . They just got killed we're very violent , bro .

Speaker 2

Humans as a species we could probably get around we are .

Speaker 1

But then I also thought that charles xavier is like very uh , anti-violent so he probably would have told them to stand down , which ? Means they were just slaughtered yeah , you think about that .

Speaker 3

It happens in a lot of the um , worst scenarios universes . I think there's like one or two universes where , like yeah , humans end up killing . Oh dude , that's terrible . Yeah , I think in that one where he's nailed to the cross , uh , that's one of the versions , one of them .

Speaker 2

Yeah , they break it down like that's one of like the capture .

Speaker 3

I think on that one did that . No , there's skulls of mutants around yeah , like on that one , they somehow control wolverine , and wolverine is the one that kills all the what ?

Speaker 1

oh , that's interesting .

Speaker 3

And then the one in the one one that we see in the movie .

Speaker 1

He wasn't there , he left so they also killed the X-Men because Wolverine wasn't there because he wouldn't let that shit happen .

Speaker 2

And then , when he , showed up , he killed everybody , but then I think it's interesting .

Speaker 1

He's like I didn't stop at just the bad people I killed fucking everybody .

Speaker 3

Anybody I got in contact with , I killed and that's what made them and then it's bad because then everybody hates the x-man and mutants because he ends up killing everybody .

Speaker 1

Yeah and then it makes me , it trips me out , because I'm like , oh , that's the ultimate penance , he can't die , so he has to stay around with the fucking burdens that he's wore . Like , all right , the anger's gone now . Now you have to live with the consequences of your actions . You know like normally somebody goes out in a blaze of glory oh , that's fucked up . It's a great hurrah for this nigga , but he died in the end . But he didn't even get that .

Speaker 2

Which is different . I can show you a different Wolverine . Because Logan aged His thing , his powers decayed as he aged An actual limitation . This one is going to live for a longer , longer time .

Speaker 1

Yeah , this one's going to have years Until he's 90 . Until he's 90 . Until he's 90 .

Speaker 2

That was until he's 90 until he's 90 until he's 90 .

Speaker 3

That was a great running joke and they brought it back a couple of times until he's 90 .

Speaker 1

I fucking loved it . You know what ? Okay , funny , a funny cameo . That was very , very much in the beginning that we I think everybody kind of still kind of forgets , but it's hilarious , it's still one of the funniest ones in there . It's Chris Evans . Chris Evans is a human torch .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , I mean , as soon as they get to the boy they start fighting . And then some random villains come up like Sabretooth and such . Chris Evans shows up and fucking Deadpool goes like catch , Catch him , Get close .

Speaker 1

And he cuts him . That was so fucking funny bro .

Speaker 3

He's gonna say it , he's gonna say it , he's gonna say it .

Speaker 2

I thought he was going to say it too , avengers Flame on . Oh .

Speaker 1

What the fuck . But I loved it because I remember he was like okay , captain , you're going to see a little grass app and some dirty talk , but this is going to be so much fun . And then he says something he's like and then it's fucking .

Speaker 3

It's not even catholic america's human torch , that's what made me so much . Storm virus stops him . Yeah , like I think he like falls and he like hits himself on the balls bro , I look like your mom on a Friday night .

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying ? It was wild out there .

Speaker 3

He still had a pretty fucked up dad .

Speaker 2

Bro , he was doing that in the movie theater , bro . Every other scene he was like your mother and someone else was like yeah , like something . He was like they were with Tripp . He's like your mother . Does that too .

Speaker 3

And I was like bro , shut up up , bro , I'm trying to watch the movie .

Speaker 2

Bro , let's start with the your mother jokes , bro every other second , bro , like something would happen , like Wolverine's breathing .

Speaker 1

Let's see your mother breathe too god damn after the nigga got stuck I was like this is how I stick your mom whiskey , whiskey , claws .

Speaker 2

And then what happens is your mom like if it wasn't for Dan Post's hilarious jokes , I would have told him to shut the fuck up , but I was into the movie bro .

Speaker 1

Oh man , I don't even feel bad , fuck you .

Speaker 3

But then we see the whole Ant-Man camp .

Speaker 1

Yes the whole camp happened . That's right .

Speaker 2

Can we just get to fucking Blade Runner ? I'm just going to straight to Blade .

Speaker 3

Runner , oh no .

Speaker 2

Now you want to shoot your load . Now we're making way . Now we're making way , bro .

Speaker 3

Let's talk about the Ant-Man cameo .

Speaker 1

All right no no , no , we got to talk about Chris Evans' death real quick bro . That shit was hilarious , that shit was fucking hilarious , bro , when fucking Deadpool quotes these , the rant that he goes , he's like no , no , no , no , no . Let me finish . He said that the rant that he goes .

Speaker 3

He's like no , no , no , no , no , Let me finish , Let me finish . He said that , and I quote and I quote I love that . He put it in the mid-credits scene or after credits scene and you can quote me on that . I will . I got you , motherfucker .

Action-Packed Fights and Hilarious Jokes

Speaker 1

I'm getting a lot of flack for getting that Johnny guy killed . I got the tape .

Speaker 2

Let's run it .

Speaker 1

Then digga , digga , digga time . All right , all right , all right . So yeah , yeah . So the motherfucker's skin ripped off that shit was hilarious .

Speaker 2

He got like a Mortal Kombat fatality fucking . That's a Mortal Kombat shit . Right there , bro , definitely Just fucking .

Speaker 3

You got him killed , we're all gritty .

Speaker 1

See now it still works bro Now it still works .

Speaker 2

It works , every time it works , it works .

Speaker 3

Now we can get to the big cameos .

Speaker 1

So the big cameos is these motherfuckers get their ass kicked . They barely escape with the skin of their fucking chinny chin chins . That's right . They have no weight . The Honda Odyssey fucks hard , Bro . That shit right there . That happens before the big cameo . I'm sorry .

Speaker 2

Oh bro , yeah , we got to talk about this .

Speaker 1

We got to talk about the fights .

Speaker 3

Deadpool is a hilarious movie , but sometimes I would tell these guys it has like some legit action Like badass action . Dude , because as soon as they get to the board , wolverine is mad as fuck . He's like all right , we're going to do this . Deadpool like calls it out . Oh , we got to give the people what they want .

Speaker 2

Get ready , fanboys , they delivered bro , like the fight Wolverine's claws and he had Adamantium katanas .

Speaker 1

So it made sense . The costume upgrade was legit as fuck the costume upgrade was really cool it was comic accurate , right it was comic accurate he's like you're a wardrobe dresser somewhere , it's the perfect .

Speaker 3

He was slapping his ass . I thought it was a Deadpool thing . He was like hey , you watch a person as a fucking , as a predator . I was like what the ? I was like homeboy in the TVN . I was just looking at him like uh .

Speaker 1

He's just like .

Speaker 2

I'm gonna blow your load over here .

Speaker 3

This guy knows what I'm talking about this guy knows what I'm talking about .

Speaker 1

Who are ?

Speaker 3

you calling your wife . Those jokes are hilarious . Is your wife working ?

Speaker 1

at HR . Hey man so that was just funny . Back to the fights . So the fights are great when they fucking . Let's get the people what they want .

Speaker 2

Yeah , man , straight like Deadpool shooting the kidneys , are you ?

Speaker 1

ready to be calm now .

Speaker 3

Wolverine starts dropping all the bullets yeah , that was sick . And then Wolverine starts just stabbing the fuck out of Deadpool with the claws .

Speaker 1

You get some of the nuts .

Speaker 2

Dude , I mean , he fucking goes off on him .

Speaker 1

dog , it was great . It really fucking . Let's see if you can grow your fucking head .

Speaker 2

No , I can't .

Speaker 3

It just takes too long , oh man . But then I thought it was done and I thought it was like we already saw them fight .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , there's no more . No more needed . Yeah , but then in the Honda .

Speaker 3

Odyssey , they did it again .

Speaker 2

I'm about to hit some cell phones because I believe it now Met Mobile .

Speaker 3

Met Mobile . Met Mobile .

Speaker 2

After what he did at the Devil Movie . I believe it because he didn't have to do a second fight bro .

Speaker 3

But you got to give the people what they want , bro .

Speaker 2

And then Honda Odyssey , bro , which is crazy . No , I'm going to be honest .

Speaker 3

The first fight in the minivan . Wolverine was just fucking him .

Speaker 1

That's the same thing I thought .

Speaker 3

I was like damn , who the heck was handling his ass in this fucking one , bro yeah he was kicking his ass . I thought it was going to be a Deadpool fight , because he's the one that got insulted .

Speaker 1

But no , Wolverine was just from the get from the jump . I was like , oh , he got his ass , but I thought it was great . It plugs back to the joke in the very . He was talking about something else . The key is something .

Speaker 3

He works at CarMax , yeah .

Speaker 1

Why is this better than the Honda Odyssey ? Because the Honda Odyssey doesn't suck balls .

Speaker 3

It was fucking hilarious .

Speaker 1

I take it all back . The Honda Odyssey fucks hard .

Speaker 3

Hilarious . That's the quote I walked away with .

Speaker 1

I don't have much anal sex . He looks at the kid . He never broke eye contact with the kid Kids . I love him . It's not that I want to have him , but I don't have much anal sex oh , he's fucked up . Or ventral sex . That was great . So yeah , that fucking fight scene was amazing . Oh the song , dude , I got you . Damn Motown , oh man . That was hilarious . Cheers Damn motes , oh man .

Speaker 3

That was hilarious Grease bro , but I don't know if he cut it . Small knife , baby knife . He's hitting Deadpool's head on the radio and the first song that comes up is from the Greatest Showman .

Speaker 1

No , is it really ? Did you catch ?

Speaker 3

it no I didn't ?

Speaker 1

That's cool , Like oh , oh , oh , and then pop , pop I got chills .

Speaker 3

That's hilarious .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I didn't catch that . They have our greatest showman represent there , that's fucking cool he does that .

Speaker 2

He's like he will sing you this song with no warm up With no warm up .

Speaker 1

Yeah , that's right . That is very , very true .

Speaker 3

I love that Because he's checking his very talented music .

Speaker 2

Bro , like the jokes are hard .

Speaker 1

Bro the , he said that shit . He's just like he's let himself go since the divorce , and you know and it makes sense . Too soon . I loved it because I was like , damn , is that why he kept the shirt on the whole time ? The suit I was like it makes sense . Like hey , that's how you want to shame him into it . You know he just couldn't cut the roll and then , bam , the cum gutters at the end . You're like oh . Did he ? We were all staring at the camera bro everybody that shit was crazy his motherfuckers .

Speaker 3

Still got it .

Speaker 1

Still got it bro when you say my name da na , na na na .

Speaker 2

Oh bro , like you mentioned that , the crawl , like he did , the the animalistic looking crawl .

Speaker 1

That was badass dude . I loved it . I thought that was amazing man .

Speaker 3

Let's get to your big caveats , bro . Now we're here .

Speaker 1

The shit went fucking down . We get Electra coming out the gate with her sexy ass , jennifer Garner still got it bro ?

Speaker 3

I don't think she's got it bro . Man , that's like fucked up man .

Speaker 1

He's going through the voice right now bro , what do you mean ?

Speaker 2

chill , bro , j-lo , I mean .

Speaker 1

I mean so .

Speaker 2

Blaine so Blaine comes out bro , blaine was crazy no wait , elektra , cause if you think about it , elektra is dope bro , like that's a hidden , like what the fuck ? Yeah , that was my thing .

Speaker 3

It's like we know we know Electra right away , but I feel like that's a deep cut deep

Marvel Characters and Movie Discussion

Speaker 3

cut because . Daredevil movie was not the most well received movie .

Speaker 2

It's a good movie , but it's not well received yeah , universally something that .

Speaker 3

I completely forgot is Electra has her own movie she does have Electra , it's such a forgettable movie yeah , man , but she have her own movie .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I forgot she had it .

Speaker 3

I forgot that she mentioned this was back in the early aughts , so to bring electra back , that's a deep like deep cut , bro , with the whole her blades .

Speaker 2

Like like all carl marvel characters , like electra is like this uh random mass katana no that's rafael's .

Speaker 1

Uh , uh tools , things yes .

Speaker 2

Yeah , that was no to the camera and then and then , blade bro From the eye contact bro 1998 blade bro 99 Suki 99 ?

Speaker 3

yeah , the first one 99 blade , if I'm not mistaken you can say started it all , bro . You can say started it all yeah , no , I think the blade was one of the big , first big Marvel hits hands down bro .

Speaker 2

Yes , 100% hands down .

Speaker 1

I'm trying to check . I wanna take you there , I'm trying to see if Suki can fact check Suki , what's up ? When did Blade come out right quick , even his fighting , because when he fought bro I was .

Speaker 2

I thought like I thought Deadpool was gonna do some kind of gag where like , oh they died 98 it is 98 , 98 . Yeah , it's pre pre 2000 pre Y2K , pre Y2K fam , I really thought he was going to die . I thought he was going to die , elektra was going to die . I thought that he was going to kill them off as just a quick gag , like , hey , they're here , all right shot in the face .

Speaker 3

Final goodbye . I thought it was going to be like X-Force .

Speaker 1

I really thought it was going to be like all right , we're showing you these great characters real quick , real quick .

Speaker 3

Yep , and they're all going to die storming the fortress Me too . They got a legit fight .

Speaker 1

I loved it because Deadpool even paints it for you . He's just like big fucking climactic fights , slow motion , we don't know who lives , who dies . Come on high stakes , let's fucking go . That's how they hype it all up . Are you guys ready ? You're all going to fucking die .

Speaker 3

Read the roof Bro , that shit was hilarious . I didn't know my daddy , but I came out his dick .

Speaker 2

All the cameos bro Chet and Tatum . Bro Chet and Tatum 21 Jump Street . Chet and Tatum bro .

Speaker 3

Chet , 21 Jump Street with Tatum . I got to say every scene he was in , he owned it , he killed it , he killed it dog . It's one of the best parts of the movie the accent was hilarious , with the Creole accent , you know . Who's your dialect coach ?

Speaker 1

I feel like we're missing vital explanation right now , bro , and he was comic accurate Comic , accurate Comic accurate too .

Speaker 3

Oh yeah , the suit was comic accurate .

Speaker 1

The hair peak , the powers fucking dark , everything . We got the best version of a Gambit movie that we're ever going to get , that we're ever going to get , 're ever gonna get . The coat , bro , the coat , the coat , the trench coat , I mean it all worked , everything in the fight but it had like overhead shot scenes .

Speaker 1

You can see the glowing stick of gambit I thought that was yeah , you earned the motherfucking sword , you know yeah , you know , something I didn't know is like chen and tatum was meant to play uh gambit in uh wolverine origins oh yeah , yeah , he was gonna be the original guy .

Speaker 3

I didn't know there was a conflict , because he had . He was in gi joe , yeah , that's right .

Speaker 1

Yeah , step up , but he was the first choice he was gonna get the movie . He was gonna get his own movie . Yeah , which ?

Speaker 3

is funny because ryan reynolds ended up being deadpool in you know that was his first experience yeah , he was perfect .

Speaker 2

Deadpool was perfect , deadpool , right there .

Speaker 1

But you know they strong-guarded him to that Wolverine origins .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , because he's like , if you're not going to play , somebody else is going to play .

Speaker 1

And you'll never get a chance to play it .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that was it , and he was like well , this is not Deadpool .

Speaker 1

It's like well , I mean , if you're not a player someone else is so it was good .

Speaker 3

It was good that they kept it . It was good Because I mean what happened to Shannon , you know .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 3

He didn't play it and then you know he never got a chance to play Gambit until now , but we only got it because somebody leaked the fucking footage .

Speaker 1

We never would've got the Deadpool movie because Wolverine did so bad .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

They killed all the origins . One obviously yeah , he was and uh , and he still got a trilogy yeah , he still got the wolverine , the wolverine and then a really good movie fantastic , yeah , and then

Speaker 1

logan japan yeah , that was one . That was a good one . Yeah , that was the second one , he fought like a samurai version of the silver , silver samurai , which is badass , uh , but then and then , logan , he still got a trilogy , even with a bad first one , bro well , yeah , he's making a decent future . Past and the other one yeah , because heized the whole franchise which is still crazy on a bad movie . Normally , most superheroes are fucking out after that .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

Spider-Man 2, . Andrew Garfield didn't get a third one , bro , he was out after that second one .

Speaker 2

Yeah , he won a third one . He won a third one . No , he won a third one . He did win a third one . He won a third one .

Speaker 3

But remember , obviously he shitted on them one . That's what got him fired . I think he only got wolverine because of days of future past and they only brought him in days of future past because you needed that character .

Speaker 1

That to connect them . Yeah , that makes sense .

Speaker 3

I mean you think wolverine in every x-men story , because he's vital to the story , he is because such like he's one of their big three .

Speaker 1

I don't even know who they're . It's like Jean Grey , him and , I guess , fucking Professor .

Speaker 3

Xavier .

Speaker 1

Or yeah .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

I don't know , big booty hoes .

Speaker 2

That's really what it is .

Speaker 1

Yeah , man , but no , I loved it . That was a great fucking movie .

Speaker 2

And Gambit and Chantin owned it , bro , because he even said to himself in the movie my moment , I'm going to make a name right here , Are you ?

Speaker 1

trying to . I'm doing all kinds of stuff right now . Buddy , I was in it . I'm like , oh man , it was great . It was fucking great Half of the lines in that little hideout .

Speaker 3

I didn't get what the fuck he was saying . Oh , none of it . It wasn't until that line when he said he came out his daddy's dick ready . That was the only line that I was like , oh shit , that's my fault .

Speaker 2

Is Gambit like that , or is it just ?

Speaker 1

like no , no , no , I think he totally freestyled . I love that entire thing . That's a piece of 21st Street shit right there , yeah , just being silly my name is Joe , my name is . Jim .

Speaker 2

I was like bro does Gambit talk like that , like bro , if they ?

Speaker 1

did , though that'd be hilarious . That would Wesley Snipes , the motherfucker coming up , the motherfucker himself . Yeah , blade , blade . Yeah , blade showed up . Dog , that was crazy . Like I said , I don't know who I want . I thought you retired . Retarded I said retired . I'm not trying to get canceled here .

Speaker 3

I thought that joke was so stupid . What is this ?

Speaker 2

I delivered it with such seriousness .

Speaker 3

I feel like .

Speaker 2

Ryan Reynolds circumvented , like I wouldn't need to write a retarded joke here , but how , like , how do I circumvent it ?

Speaker 1

I mean , he doesn't want to be here anyway . Right , come on , bro , let's give him a quick line .

Speaker 3

I mean , I think I had a lot of fun playing that blade . You know what he ?

Speaker 1

actually did . He was excited he was like explaining what's the plan . He's like yeah , yeah , whatever , just pan up to blade , bro . Give me the rocket launcher . That was fucking dope . Where'd you get this from punisher ? Damn man . There's been like five different punishers and there's only one fucking blade baby . That's right , that's true oh man , that was great , man , oh man you know .

Speaker 3

I mean there's this excitement for the next Blade movie , but also it's also been encouraged by like creative choices and director changes and pushbacks , who knows ? If it's ever gonna come

Marvel Universe Future and Movie Review

Speaker 3

out . Now , after seeing this , it's like nah , put that shit back yeah bro , I'm not even tripping .

Speaker 1

Wes the Snipes is the only Blade man , fuck , he did good .

Speaker 3

back with the sniper , you can still pull it off , bro , you can still pull it off with the little uh the soul patch .

Speaker 1

It's great because he's old now , but you still had it . Give me part four .

Speaker 2

Bro , look if Hugh Jackman is out there , bro If it was the Blade , but he was in exile comes back to his time and tries to fix shit .

Speaker 3

Yeah , like Old man Blade or something to that club .

Speaker 1

Look , just give him some stem cells . Give him whatever the fuck you're feeding Hugh Jackman , bro . He'll be back at it in six months . You know what I'm saying . Pay for that training . Just do it bro , Look , if LeBron James has spent a million , let's play money for Disney dog .

Speaker 2

Get him back in the role . Come on , there was this one lady , I think she broke it down . I really bring this point up as we slowly transition to uh I love this .

Speaker 2

Take listen to this and it was like , um , uh , she was like just be careful because , like , the market has spoken , that we are moving to the marvel , transitioning of cameos and like , so we need to be careful because it's great , because there's a story behind it , like like no way home , uh , deadpool , and like it makes sense , like it's making sense , it's like , but let's not , we might fall into that part where like hey , we're just going to show you cameos , but there's no plot . There's no plot to this , you know , yeah , and there was one where she was like , because it made sense , like the seasoning was too expensive , because it doesn't pay . It doesn't pay up , you know having diversity , bringing it back to the people that do pay , which is Salt and Pepper , but it's like , hey , man , they're probably right .

Speaker 3

I kind of worked through that take with that . You got to be a little careful with it , because it works on Deadpool , because he's Deadpool , he does it in the comics , so it works for Deadpool , but it's just not going to work for other movies .

Speaker 1

It works for Spider-Man because we know that there are a bunch of different variants of Spider-Man .

Speaker 3

Spider-Man cashed in on like .

Speaker 2

When you be careful . There's nothing wrong with cameos . Bring them on .

Speaker 1

They did great , but you can take away from the story because you're like , oh , this character's here .

Speaker 3

Remember that you wanted to see this character . You still made a good storyline .

Speaker 1

For example , if they gave you Wolverine but there's no real reason for them to fight , you're like , oh , these two characters just sorry .

Speaker 3

Yeah , we haven't seen more of that fight . Yeah , like why ? Why Exactly ? It's just that Chris Chigley's cat man .

Speaker 2

It was you know what I'm saying . It could happen because I heard they might bring some World War Hulk stuff , so like they're not done with .

Speaker 1

Mark R as far as like who they were gonna have , remember , like who we started out with originally and who the who's gonna come up next , the squad , or whatever . Oh yeah , that's what you were gonna talk about .

Speaker 2

Oh , that too , yes yeah , yeah , my bad , yeah . So that one because it's like what I'm thinking more was like we know , the original end game theory had , like your four , like high level actors , not like rDJ . Chris Evans right , thor is there , but charisma right , but I feel like the next level it was Benedict Cumberbatch right , it was like the four high-level actors for Marvel . I'm guessing that this new long-term scope is going to be Tom Holland , for sure , because we love Tom Holland . He's charismatic Deadpool for sure . Hugh is Jackman . And who was the first one they said , oh , pedro Pascal .

Speaker 1

Pedro .

Speaker 2

Pascal or Mr Fantastic . So these are like the four , high level , like hey , we're going to like you . Four are going to carry the Marvel version for the next 10 years . But even then I'm like that's not a bad lineup If that's the new Avengers if it's Deadpool , wolverine , spider-man , mr fantastic wolverine , uh , spider-man , and fuck it , don't , don't cumberbatch back in that bitch , bro .

Speaker 1

Well , I'm sure thor and cumberbatch are gonna come .

Speaker 2

I'm saying so like , but that's the stack squad though , bro , like I guess . I guess dr van doom , that makes sense okay uh well hang on .

Speaker 1

Let's finish with the movie .

Speaker 3

First let's yeah , okay , we can finish with the movie . All . Yeah , okay , we can finish with the movie . Alright , real quick .

Speaker 1

I mean we're almost done .

Speaker 3

Yeah . Yeah yeah , I mean , I think that's it .

Speaker 2

I mean the only other thing , oh , the Varian fight .

Speaker 3

The only other thing .

Speaker 1

The Varian fight , yeah , cause the Varian fight .

Speaker 3

I mean also , the main villain in the movie Was Cassandra Nova , which is Xavier's Professor Xavier's evil twin sister .

Speaker 1

Yeah , that's the real thing .

Speaker 3

And she's also an Omega-level mutant .

Speaker 1

She's like a big threat . Yeah , she's like next-level shit .

Speaker 3

She was skull-fucking everybody Damn . Welcome to the skull-fuck club buddy , she doesn't wash that hand .

Speaker 1

Oh , you got your fingers in me , and not in a good way , damn .

Speaker 2

That was hilarious , man .

Speaker 3

I thought she did good . So many finger jokes . But then you got the big fight against the Deadpool core , the .

Speaker 1

Deadpool core finally coming out was awesome , blake .

Speaker 3

Lively was leading Deadpool .

Speaker 2

You caught the name of the cowboy .

Speaker 3

Matthew McConaughey boys skyboat pool .

Speaker 1

That was crazy as fuck . To me that was a cool pool .

Speaker 3

Nathan Fillion is the zombie pool , the head pool , oh head pool .

Speaker 2

Okay .

Speaker 3

Of course Ryan Reynolds' kids play Kid . Pool and Baby Pool , which is hilarious , and I don't know if this is true , but I read somewhere that Nice Pool is actually his twin brother . That would be funny , ryan Reynolds' twin brother , which I forgot .

Speaker 1

Ryan Reynolds has a twin brother , does he really ?

Speaker 3

Yeah , gordon Reynolds , I think .

Speaker 1

I'll check this out . Jump in the comments . Are you ?

Speaker 2

legit . He has a twin brother , identical twin brother .

Speaker 1

Yeah , identical . I did not know that what . There's two Ryan Reynolds out there , yeah there is With the same level of sarcasm . But I loved it though , because he's like sorry , sorry , guilty , as trot .

Speaker 3

Well , I think his twin brother is not as sarcastic .

Speaker 1

It's either way , it's hilarious .

Speaker 3

The twin brother is not an actor , but he does have an identical twin brother . Know he the other twin ?

Speaker 1

the twin brother is not an actor , but he does have an identical twin brother . But the fight was epic . Uh , the , the , because they were already hinted at . Oh , there's a bunch of us around here , the fucking deadpool core . Yeah , we ran rampant around the fucking voice and they just dropped them there . But of course , when we finally got a chance to see them , uh , that was badass . But of course , nice pool getting fucking blown up was hilarious

Deadpool and Wolverine Movie Discussion

Speaker 1

brother .

Speaker 2

Bro , that's not your brother , that's him .

Speaker 1

That's still him , that's him don't believe social media , bro , no , he has two , two . He has three older brother he doesn't have a twin brother oh no , it's him look that's how good the level of acting is , bro he got his ass , bro .

Speaker 2

I got you , bro . No , that's the thing it's like . There's like a contract where someone like his agents were like they have to show a face of an actor Not exactly Ryan Reynolds , I'm sure he would have put the mask on for the entire movie , but for the sake of his agency the agency they have to show . Like , hey , my actress has to show his face , so he had to circumvent that shit . He's like look , here's Nicepool , here's me , maskless mask on .

Speaker 1

You know what I love ? I think he's actually honest . I thought he was full of shit originally when he said this concept . But then the first deadpool movie , he's ryan reynolds for the first half , deadpool for the second half and the second one he's deadpool . And then there's that moments where he jumps to the , the afterlife , and he's ryan reynolds again .

Speaker 3

He's not deadpool during those moments oh , that's right , that's right I think so yeah remember he has like there's that part I know I know .

Speaker 1

I don't know if he was real .

Speaker 3

I don't know if it's gonna matter that much to ryan reynolds it's the agency . It's the agency like these I brought , for example for chris evans like , I think , his contract , like did not wear the helmet as much . That's why in the movies chris evans doesn't really wear that helmet yeah , and that's what I was saying in the early odds , like he wears it in a couple of action pieces right because it's open mcguire spider-man .

Speaker 1

Captain america is Tobey Maguire Spider-Man , I mean .

Speaker 3

Captain America is supposed to wear the helmet the whole time .

Speaker 1

Yes , and that's what I was thinking . I think the agents got behind them because Tobey Maguire suffered tremendously . Again , he wears the mask . 90% of the Spider-Man movies .

Speaker 3

No , but I mean , he was still famous for it .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , yeah . But I think , like Tom Holland his Spider-Man movie , he takes it off a lot .

Speaker 2

He takes the mask on the entire time , but the agency and it makes sense .

Speaker 3

The whole bit about Nice Pool was hilarious . How long does it take you to regenerate , regenerate ?

Speaker 1

How the fuck am I supposed to know he wasn't going to regenerate ? That was so funny . I stay in the back because I have very low bow density and I have to protect my face . Why don't you wear a mask ?

Speaker 3

come on , guys what does he say ? Who are you going to pick me , or Ben Milder ? Yeah ?

Speaker 1

Ben Milder .

Speaker 3

I could do a four wall rake too .

Speaker 1

I could gently poke the fourth wall too . That was hilarious . After he gets shot in the beginning , remember , and he's like there's a donut cart there , they're practically hospitals .

Speaker 3

Someone pointed out that they walked past the pharmacy to get to his donut cart . They did .

Speaker 1

Oh , did you guys know the shoe store that they showed up in ? Oh , it's Lightfield .

Speaker 3

It's Lightfield .

Speaker 1

The Deadpool creator . Oh , it was a joke for him . Yeah , ah , yeah , it's just feet , or something like that is what it says .

Speaker 3

But I mean , I guess that's most of it .

Speaker 2

He's like wait , let the what do you call it ? The background actors do their run .

Speaker 3

Oh yeah , Let the extras get away . Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

Go , go .

Speaker 3

That was hilarious , and then the climax with the Madonna song .

Speaker 2

Is that Madonna ? Yeah , it is Madonna , I can take you . I never knew that till right now .

Speaker 1

It's a big Madonna song . Yeah , bro . Like I said , when his shirt fucking explodes ? First off , when he pulls up the cow .

Speaker 3

When he pulls up the cow , we finally get him with the mask and he looks badass .

Speaker 1

Do you only save it for special occasions ? Kill it .

Speaker 3

He makes a joke about he's being like blowjob handles . Oh yeah . What's the speed rate ?

Speaker 1

what is the speed rate you get in the book . Sorry , I , I , when you say I lash out , when I get into , when I'm jealous . Yeah , oh , that was fucking hilarious . But uh , even when he fucks up they , they fuck him up and uh , he makes that joke . He's like the cow's , really intimidating . Huh , it's like Batman , but he can turn his neck .

Speaker 2

I loved it , man . I loved it the whole way through .

Speaker 1

It was fucking great . Cassandra Nova blowing up at the end was a fucking wild plot twist .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it was like the whole sacrifice the Deadpool and Wolverine did . That shit was hilarious as fuck .

Speaker 1

That was great .

Speaker 2

I really thought that Wolverine was going to die or something I thought he was going to die .

Speaker 3

I really like the whole thing . It's like , yeah , if only one of them did it , then he would have died , but since there was two of them , they survived .

Speaker 1

No , you give a Wolverine to Deadpool . Jacked up listening to Madonna . We're invincible . That was fucking awesome . He worked out . He saved his universe Real quick when he closed the door on him remember .

Speaker 2

He was just sorry . I guess I'm nervous about dying .

Speaker 3

That's fucking hilarious man that's unnecessary but just dumb , fucking , stupid humor . But that's all deadpool like 100 , 100 , so that was great .

Speaker 1

They were a great movie . Uh , after all , the , uh , the sony people die . Uh , deadpool makes that . That plea out with the tva to be like yo , can you bring some people back ? We see x23 at end . Obviously , that's a really cool symbolizing , like maybe other people came back .

Speaker 3

we didn't even talk about X 23 , but it was good that they brought her back . It was really really cool .

Speaker 1

It was good An emotional storyline . For a little bit I was a little creeped out , but I'm not gonna lie when we I was like brother .

Speaker 3

I was like the fucking internet is undefeated , man , because she's at the premiere . And well , she's like 23 now .

Speaker 1

Yeah , she's grown now , right ? Yeah , and she's got that yacht .

Speaker 3

Oh , I didn't know that . Sorry , that's what the internet says . You can see it in the comments .

Speaker 1

Don't at me , don't at me , don't at me , don't at me .

Speaker 3

But uh , I'm TMZ bro everybody in the comments were like oh , x-23 , got that yeah oh man , that was part of the Project X , anyway , I'll stop .

Speaker 1

So , uh , project Leotix yeah , got her . I need Jesus , I'm gonna pray for y'all .

Speaker 3

You need Marvel . Age Jesus in your life . Tell them Marvel .

Speaker 1

Age .

Speaker 3

Christ ain't playing , we're gonna we going to cut all this out with Madonna .

Speaker 1

I can take you there , but that was great

Future of Deadpool and Marvel Universe

Speaker 1

. Her appearance in it was really , really awesome . I love that speech that she has of whatever . She's just like we need you . He's just like I'm not the guy you're looking for . She's like you never were . Oh , I like that he's like you're never the guy Until you were , until you finally were and I was like , oh , man , I guess we'll .

Speaker 3

he's a hero , but he's always a reluctant hero .

Speaker 1

He is . He's the one that doesn't want to join the group .

Speaker 3

He says it . He's like you only showed up when we needed you .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you've always showed up whenever we needed you .

Speaker 2

And bam , he pops out the trunk and he fucking comes out , fucking shit up , dude that was awesome .

Speaker 1

And then Deadpool falls Fuck , I didn't land the dismount . Out of all that , this is the only thing they're going to remember . It was great , I loved it .

Speaker 3

We called out a lot of the jokes here , but hopefully you laughed with us .

Speaker 1

It was great . If you haven't gone , go watch it again .

Speaker 2

Go support this fucking film we're going to go back . There were so many jokes .

Speaker 1

Obviously , I stole some of the fun for this guy . So we're going to go back and we'll shut the fuck up . We're going to watch all the jokes . This time it's going to be .

Speaker 3

Speaking of the future of Deadpool my take on the future of Deadpool is that as much as you say that this is Deadpool's first Marvel movie , it wasn't . He wasn't in the Sacred Thailand , he wasn't in the 616 universe , so this was still very much an X-Men universe movie . So that that would be my take on it . It really wasn't a marvel movie and nothing he did had an effect on the main marvel universe well , he did close the the old universe , you're right , yeah well , I mean his x-men universe actually continues like he goes back to his own universe , you know whatever we're still living right did

Speaker 1

you guys did you guys catch remember whenever they actually showing the the sacred timeline for him , right , his , his timeline remember ? And they have , like the , the red ones around it yeah okay , if you notice , only his white one continued , but all the red ones didn't yeah , did you guys notice that ?

Speaker 2

yeah ?

Speaker 1

so I think that's all the other universes in my mind . That's what I'm thinking of . It is , it's all . The other variant versions are like the . The electra is the , all those , whatever whatever all those universes out , but the main one that survived is deadpool's universe which is that's what we're talking about , like that's .

Speaker 3

That's the x-men universe from centennial century fox like it survived like yes , just that thing is alive , things we survives uh , I mean wolverine is in it goes to deadpool's universe , which is what earth 105 , 1003 , I saw something like that . Yeah , yeah , 10015 . Uh , we don't know if Wolverine is going to stay in that universe or whatever , but that universe is still very much separate from the Marvel universe .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you're right , it's not 616 .

Speaker 3

Well , first of all , I don't think Hugh Jackman would come back for another movie . You don't think so . No , I don't think so . I think this was it honestly . I think they asked him in the press , but I mean , he always gives the same answer . Who lives the stories , right ? Yeah , yeah , but I don't think so , man .

Speaker 2

If I go broke , you know .

Speaker 3

I think Logan was a very good ending , but Logan was a very depressing movie . And he came back from this because Ryan Reynolds is his best friend and he's a really good storyline it is , and he finally gave the people what they wanted . You know , comic accurate suit . But I think Hugh Jack Jackman is very much done with the role and I don't think Deadpool is going to be a main part of the Marvel .

Speaker 2

Universe .

Speaker 3

I think if anything they're going to bring him for cameos , He'll be the fun cameo in every movie .

Speaker 1

I think that's it .

Speaker 3

He'll be the Stanley cameo in every movie , but he's not going to be a big part of a team .

Speaker 1

You don't think so . I don't think so I think he'll be cameos .

Speaker 1

He'll be like a 10 minute tom holland , though , like tom holland was a fuck ton of cameos before he got another spider-man movie . Or like even chris evans , remember , he hopped in like thor and some other shit , like that's true . He bounced back and forth like so I can see that just writing them on for a bunch of things , and they'll write a script that's good enough from secret wars and he'll come back for secret wars , of course he'll still , he'll be active in that sense , Maybe .

Speaker 3

again , I still think he's not part of the main universe .

Speaker 1

I think I think Disney stole him stupid money at him . The versus Fox .

Speaker 2

Generally , generally , you see them all where they said like hey , so-and-so will return , so-and-so will return , right .

Speaker 3

We didn't really see that . Oh , he said , hey , we're going to bring Cable back .

Speaker 1

Well , I think that the franchise , the trilogy , is done . Ryan Reynolds isn't going to be doing Deadpool films for a while . I think he's going to be doing a bunch of cameos also . I think that's part of it too .

Speaker 3

It's like , hey , I don't think I'm going to keep doing Deadpool with this name , because it doesn't really work Really . Where's he going to go ?

Speaker 2

then . Well , I think , like he's done With Deadpool for a long time , or he's just done , I'm guessing he's open To cameos , but I don't think he's gonna have a next movie . I got five years yeah .

Speaker 1

That's what I'm saying For like the next five years and whatever movies that are gonna come out . Him and Logan May make cameos throughout , but that's about as much .

Speaker 2

As we're gonna get for them .

Speaker 3

I don't think he's going to make another Wilburian appearance . What ? Do you think you dirty little skank .

Speaker 2

Man , I don't know , Like you're just using that convincing argument , it makes sense like why they wouldn't return . The only thing is just this hope I got is I hope they're like hey , it was good , we'll come back in three years , you know . But in all reality it makes sense what you said and if they do , fair enough enough , you know , thank you . Thank you , ray . Ryan reynolds , thank you for shutting it down with 21st century fog . Thank you for bringing it all back , you know thank you for so many years of playing wolverine .

Speaker 2

You know , you know you're up there with like batman , uh , like , no , not even a batman actor can say I'm batman , yeah yeah bro like you are unique in your own . You're a fantastic actor . I hope you win , like all the oscars bro , here's the goat and yeah , man .

Speaker 2

So I would say like , at the end of the day , bro , what do I give this movie ? I put this . Ah , man , the thing is I want to put this movie into the marvel movies number three because I really want to paint this one in top five marvel movies of all time that's not an outrageous statement .

Speaker 1

I put iron man one , uh for sure .

Speaker 2

End game um deadpool 3 , the guardians one and um no way home . Those are my top five . More I don't know no specific order , but like those are the top five , like I'm like I'd swap out endgame for infinity war but yes , infinity war . What's the last one ?

Speaker 1

that's in game . You're right . Infinity war is the one where all the action took place . Infinity , yeah . So I thought the same thing where they fight .

Speaker 3

We're like that's in game . I mean , I keep hanging top , yeah yeah , no , I mean it was a great movie . I mean I love deadpool , so I'm biased . I'll give it a 9.9 out of 10 yeah , I'm 9.8 .

Speaker 1

Yeah , like I'm putting it up there .

Speaker 3

Yeah the only reason that we don't give that 0.1 is because there was one missed opportunity .

Speaker 1

They should have brought back Benny .

Speaker 3

Jones and Juggernaut . Absolutely , they should have brought him back .

Speaker 1

I saw his tweet , bro . He was like they didn't come at me , they didn't ask me , and I was like damn , he still could have pulled that shit off , the original one , yeah .

Speaker 3

From X3 . Yeah , X .

Speaker 1

United . No , it wasn't him . They even said he's . I guess you're this version of the juggernaut or whatever . Yeah .

Speaker 3

And that's why I shave a point one off .

Speaker 1

I'll give him that . I'll shave point two for that I fucking love Deadpool .

Speaker 3

That was I mean , it was yeah .

Speaker 1

I would've just loved to . It's the juggernaut bitch Certified fresh .

Speaker 2

Yeah , certified fresh , absolutely .

Speaker 1

Yeah , fuck , check it out .

Speaker 2

Yeah , man , I guess we focused more on that for this episode . Yeah , we're at an hour the studio's closing down , so yeah .

Speaker 3

They're going to turn the lights off on us here in a minute .

Speaker 2

That's right , but we'll bring back with the Marvel stuff that came out . We'll bring it back next time . Zuki , did you see the movie ? What did you think about it ?

Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

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Speaker 3

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Speaker 1

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